To all the girls I've loved before...

[beanside]

*snerk* After the Lance hotness yesterday, I felt the need to restore my dykeness. So, without further ado, I present four of the hottest women I have ever laid eyes on. (Not the hottest, mind you. My beloved holds that title forevermore. But they inspired more than one fantasy in my teenaged and above brain.)



First up, my very first dyke crush. Baby Doll. One of these days, I'll scan in some of the pics I have of her, during her punk era back in World Class, but for now, this'll have to do.




She was six foot one, and not at all tiny. That trend hasn't changed. I don't like skeletons. Which explains the lack of Buffy pics. Eat a goddamn Big Mac, then come talk to me about your hotness. Until then, no.

Now that I've bitched about skinny, we're going to the one who's so skinny, she's only a spinal column.




Alice Krige is a beautiful, spirited woman even out of makeup, but damn, put her in it and you've got a goddess among women. Her slinky, sensual portrayal of the Borg Queen had at least two dykes wanting to lick the screen.




Next up...




Ellen Ripley. She was tough, she was strong, and she was way smarter than the boys. Oh, and she was hot, too.




At fifty years old, in Galaxy Quest, still drop dead hot, and kicking ass.

All of the above have made me drool, but there is one who stands above them all as my all time favorite. To me, she's kind of an ideal, not only for sex symbol, but for what I think true femininity is

And she is:





Sarah Connor.

In Terminator, she was so young, going from terrified and bewildered to strong and tough. It was beautiful to behold. Then, came T2.





Now this was a woman you did not want to fuck with. She was strong, beautiful, deadly, and not entirely sane.








And most of all, nobody had better get in her way.

Ahhh. Hormones are a wonderful thing. I think I feel the need to rent T2 again...

Comments

[minette.livejournal.com]

Sigourney Weaver and Linda Hamilton. Ah, you do rule.

[beanside.livejournal.com]

Linda's been a favorite of mine ever since the days of the old Beauty and the Beast TV show.

And Sigourney...Especially after the massive slash attack of her and Winona in Alien 4...

[minette.livejournal.com]

Oh, Lord, yes, Alien 4, besides being a genuinely good and highly creepy movie, had a great relationship between those two. I should actually go and find the slash for it because I know it exists.

[beanside.livejournal.com]

Mmmm...if you find anything good, let me know!

[chevauchee.livejournal.com]

What she said.

And totally agreed on the Big Mac thing. Someone give the girl a god damned Twinkie!

[minette.livejournal.com]

Or at least a fucking full meal that she won't puke up later, for crissakes. SGM has never been hot to me and she got really scary-looking when I could see her bloody ribs *through her clothes*.

[chevauchee.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time, I thought she was cute, but now? Now she's so skinny that she doesn't even look like herself. Her face is looking baaaaaad. Personally, when the choice is the size of my ass or my face, trust me, I can buy larger clothes. lol

[beanside.livejournal.com]

I think she's getting a little bit better lately. Last year, she was a skeleton, this year, she's only skeletal.

It's sad, I'm enjoying the character more this year. If she'd just put some weight back on, I'd probably think she was hot.

And yes, new clothes, easy. Getting that hard look off your face, nearly impossible.

[chevauchee.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the character is better, but the actress is still too damn skinny. She's looking haggard. It's sad. She's what, 24, 25 years old? Looking at her, I'd put her a lot higher. But we can't have on enough weight to be healthy and still be 'attractive'. What's so attractive about having the face of a woman a decade older and the body of an underfed preteen? It's a ridiculous standard of beauty simply because it's not actually beautiful.

[beanside.livejournal.com]

Only if you're not asking a teenage boy. They seem to think anything with tits that's skinny and blonde is pretty. And since some men seem to stay in their teenage years well into their forties...

The best quote I ever heard was: "Sure, models and actresses are okay to look at, but who wants to fuck a bag of bones? You need some padding, or it's just not sexy."

[chevauchee.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but that's fairly recent.... Evolution has been overcome by a regular food supply. Go figure. Finally enough food that anyone can get round and what does society do? Develop a preference for bony. Humans are scary.

And that's damn true. Give me a damned woman, not a skeleton.

[katzb101.livejournal.com]

Baby Doll *thud*, Baby Doll and Tully *dead* Yeah I know odd tastes *g*

Sigourney Weaver one of the best reasons for watching the first Ghostbusters film. Though I was never too sure about the blond wig in Galaxy quest.

I prefered Linda Hamilton in T2, much prefered. :-)

[beanside.livejournal.com]

*laugh* That's okay. I used to have a thing for Nikita Koloff. It's sad how many of my favorites end up being bible thumpers.

[katzb101.livejournal.com]

You and me both. What is it about wrestlers and finding god? Doesn't happen with the rock and metal ones or not so much and they have the same/similar problems and bad habits :-)

[arami.livejournal.com]

Oh man..... if I didn't already adore you, that picture of Michael and Linda would surely do it. Those movies are defining for me and I totally agree with you about Sarah, especially in T2

Day-am!!

Boy,Am I Embarrassed.....

[themiserychick.livejournal.com]

All of my crushes are sort of soft and cuddly in comparison.

*Kate Winslet: Saw Titanic before anyone else did (December 1997)and although Leo does have his own appeal(at least to my fourteen-year-old self),I was more interested in Kate. In a Hollywood filled with Lara Flynn Boyles(you said it,sister),she has never changed her ~perfect~ shape. You ~must~ rent Heavenly Creatures. Too obscure to be an American film, so sad, so sexy, so damn good a movie. (sighs)And fortunately,she's naked in almost all her films.

*India Arie: I don't know much about her,other than I'm in love with natural black hair(straightened styles are gross and SO Aryan!) probably as much as I like red hair. Plus,this chick has never heard of starving herself. Ya ever notice how all those creepily thin actresses and entertainers get those cross lines around their eyes and mouths? Ugh.

*Marilyn Monroe: She is the shit,now and forever. I don't care how long she's been dead,she makes me drool in a way no one else can. Don't believe the hype,Marilyn had FAR more female lovers than male.

*Nameless actresses: Okay, two indie gay movies here:the red-haired (!) girl from Better Than Chocolate (excellent movie) and the Cherokee chica from Billy's Hollywood Screen Kiss (very sweet).
Both made me forget the plots of each film and watch them.

Sexiest Cartoon Character? Poison Ivy from Batman:The Animated Series. Plus she had red hair.(Sounds of purring)