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*snerk* After the Lance hotness yesterday, I felt the need to restore my dykeness. So, without further ado, I present four of the hottest women I have ever laid eyes on. (Not the hottest, mind you. My beloved holds that title forevermore. But they inspired more than one fantasy in my teenaged and above brain.)



First up, my very first dyke crush. Baby Doll. One of these days, I'll scan in some of the pics I have of her, during her punk era back in World Class, but for now, this'll have to do.


The only first lady of wrestling in my mind.


She was six foot one, and not at all tiny. That trend hasn't changed. I don't like skeletons. Which explains the lack of Buffy pics. Eat a goddamn Big Mac, then come talk to me about your hotness. Until then, no.

Now that I've bitched about skinny, we're going to the one who's so skinny, she's only a spinal column.


Evil should always be thislickable.


Alice Krige is a beautiful, spirited woman even out of makeup, but damn, put her in it and you've got a goddess among women. Her slinky, sensual portrayal of the Borg Queen had at least two dykes wanting to lick the screen.


And she's not half bad out of the costume, either.


Next up...


daamn.


Ellen Ripley. She was tough, she was strong, and she was way smarter than the boys. Oh, and she was hot, too.



Mrrowl.

At fifty years old, in Galaxy Quest, still drop dead hot, and kicking ass.

All of the above have made me drool, but there is one who stands above them all as my all time favorite. To me, she's kind of an ideal, not only for sex symbol, but for what I think true femininity is

And she is:



The hair, the hair!


Sarah Connor.

In Terminator, she was so young, going from terrified and bewildered to strong and tough. It was beautiful to behold. Then, came T2.



Holy hell.


Now this was a woman you did not want to fuck with. She was strong, beautiful, deadly, and not entirely sane.



mrrowl.




Drool.

And most of all, nobody had better get in her way.

Ahhh. Hormones are a wonderful thing. I think I feel the need to rent T2 again...

Boy,Am I Embarrassed.....

Date: 2002-11-23 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themiserychick.livejournal.com
All of my crushes are sort of soft and cuddly in comparison.

*Kate Winslet: Saw Titanic before anyone else did (December 1997)and although Leo does have his own appeal(at least to my fourteen-year-old self),I was more interested in Kate. In a Hollywood filled with Lara Flynn Boyles(you said it,sister),she has never changed her ~perfect~ shape. You ~must~ rent Heavenly Creatures. Too obscure to be an American film, so sad, so sexy, so damn good a movie. (sighs)And fortunately,she's naked in almost all her films.

*India Arie: I don't know much about her,other than I'm in love with natural black hair(straightened styles are gross and SO Aryan!) probably as much as I like red hair. Plus,this chick has never heard of starving herself. Ya ever notice how all those creepily thin actresses and entertainers get those cross lines around their eyes and mouths? Ugh.

*Marilyn Monroe: She is the shit,now and forever. I don't care how long she's been dead,she makes me drool in a way no one else can. Don't believe the hype,Marilyn had FAR more female lovers than male.

*Nameless actresses: Okay, two indie gay movies here:the red-haired (!) girl from Better Than Chocolate (excellent movie) and the Cherokee chica from Billy's Hollywood Screen Kiss (very sweet).
Both made me forget the plots of each film and watch them.

Sexiest Cartoon Character? Poison Ivy from Batman:The Animated Series. Plus she had red hair.(Sounds of purring)

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