To all the girls I've loved before...

[beanside]

*snerk* After the Lance hotness yesterday, I felt the need to restore my dykeness. So, without further ado, I present four of the hottest women I have ever laid eyes on. (Not the hottest, mind you. My beloved holds that title forevermore. But they inspired more than one fantasy in my teenaged and above brain.)



First up, my very first dyke crush. Baby Doll. One of these days, I'll scan in some of the pics I have of her, during her punk era back in World Class, but for now, this'll have to do.




She was six foot one, and not at all tiny. That trend hasn't changed. I don't like skeletons. Which explains the lack of Buffy pics. Eat a goddamn Big Mac, then come talk to me about your hotness. Until then, no.

Now that I've bitched about skinny, we're going to the one who's so skinny, she's only a spinal column.




Alice Krige is a beautiful, spirited woman even out of makeup, but damn, put her in it and you've got a goddess among women. Her slinky, sensual portrayal of the Borg Queen had at least two dykes wanting to lick the screen.




Next up...




Ellen Ripley. She was tough, she was strong, and she was way smarter than the boys. Oh, and she was hot, too.




At fifty years old, in Galaxy Quest, still drop dead hot, and kicking ass.

All of the above have made me drool, but there is one who stands above them all as my all time favorite. To me, she's kind of an ideal, not only for sex symbol, but for what I think true femininity is

And she is:





Sarah Connor.

In Terminator, she was so young, going from terrified and bewildered to strong and tough. It was beautiful to behold. Then, came T2.





Now this was a woman you did not want to fuck with. She was strong, beautiful, deadly, and not entirely sane.








And most of all, nobody had better get in her way.

Ahhh. Hormones are a wonderful thing. I think I feel the need to rent T2 again...

Comments

[beanside.livejournal.com]

I think she's getting a little bit better lately. Last year, she was a skeleton, this year, she's only skeletal.

It's sad, I'm enjoying the character more this year. If she'd just put some weight back on, I'd probably think she was hot.

And yes, new clothes, easy. Getting that hard look off your face, nearly impossible.

[chevauchee.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the character is better, but the actress is still too damn skinny. She's looking haggard. It's sad. She's what, 24, 25 years old? Looking at her, I'd put her a lot higher. But we can't have on enough weight to be healthy and still be 'attractive'. What's so attractive about having the face of a woman a decade older and the body of an underfed preteen? It's a ridiculous standard of beauty simply because it's not actually beautiful.

[beanside.livejournal.com]

Only if you're not asking a teenage boy. They seem to think anything with tits that's skinny and blonde is pretty. And since some men seem to stay in their teenage years well into their forties...

The best quote I ever heard was: "Sure, models and actresses are okay to look at, but who wants to fuck a bag of bones? You need some padding, or it's just not sexy."

[chevauchee.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but that's fairly recent.... Evolution has been overcome by a regular food supply. Go figure. Finally enough food that anyone can get round and what does society do? Develop a preference for bony. Humans are scary.

And that's damn true. Give me a damned woman, not a skeleton.