Fic: Captive Hearts: The Wedding Drag

Okay, this is crack. I make no claims otherwise. It's a total Harlequin-esque crackfic.

Verse: Captive Hearts
Title: The Wedding Drag
Rating: R (and C for crack)
Pairing: Jeff/Jensen
Summary: Arranged Marriage! In Space! With Aliens!
Disclaimer: Never happened, never will. Total fiction.
Note: as suggested by the awesome gblvr for the Egyptian words, just hover your cursor over for the translation.
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( The Wedding Drag. )