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[beanside]

Dear Parents of patients in my office,

If you bring a sibling along to a checkup, it is not my job to fucking watch them. I am not paid for babysitting. Secondly, their little asses should be out front in the waiting/play area, not back around my scale. If I have to rebalance that sonofabitch because your little spawn was dicking with it, I will not be amused.

Also, the little bastard kicke me in the sternum when I gave him his shot. I am not his biggest fan right now. Do you really want to leave him with me?

No Love,
Me.

Comments

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

Aww, honey! Your poor sternum! I'll rub you when you get home.

[azraelz-angel.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you are having a rough day at the office. I have a rather large hatred for unattended small children. I coach softball and the parents just drop their kids off for two hours and then wonder why the coaches are pissy when the come to pick them up. We aren't their babysitters, we aren't supposed to have to discipline them, that is what parents are for.

This was by far my favorite line because you used the word spawn!!!
If I have to rebalance that sonofabitch because your little spawn was dicking with it, I will not be amused.

Hope the rest of your day is looking up...

spawns

[ewanmax.livejournal.com]

I've been teaching third grade for a long time and let me tell you the majority of parents not raising their children has grown considerably. I guess it's my job, which I will do gladly, only so we can all work nicely together, but I'm definitely tired of it being all my fault, cuz it AIN'T

I've actually had parent teacher conferences where they've brought the whole family and they don't watch the kids and the hamsters have been let loose and things have been stolen right out of desks or off mine and they wonder why we're discussing behavior issues.

Loved your post.