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[beanside]

Dear Parents of patients in my office,

If you bring a sibling along to a checkup, it is not my job to fucking watch them. I am not paid for babysitting. Secondly, their little asses should be out front in the waiting/play area, not back around my scale. If I have to rebalance that sonofabitch because your little spawn was dicking with it, I will not be amused.

Also, the little bastard kicke me in the sternum when I gave him his shot. I am not his biggest fan right now. Do you really want to leave him with me?

No Love,
Me.

Comments

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

Aww, honey! Your poor sternum! I'll rub you when you get home.

[azraelz-angel.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you are having a rough day at the office. I have a rather large hatred for unattended small children. I coach softball and the parents just drop their kids off for two hours and then wonder why the coaches are pissy when the come to pick them up. We aren't their babysitters, we aren't supposed to have to discipline them, that is what parents are for.

This was by far my favorite line because you used the word spawn!!!
If I have to rebalance that sonofabitch because your little spawn was dicking with it, I will not be amused.

Hope the rest of your day is looking up...

spawns

[ewanmax.livejournal.com]

I've been teaching third grade for a long time and let me tell you the majority of parents not raising their children has grown considerably. I guess it's my job, which I will do gladly, only so we can all work nicely together, but I'm definitely tired of it being all my fault, cuz it AIN'T

I've actually had parent teacher conferences where they've brought the whole family and they don't watch the kids and the hamsters have been let loose and things have been stolen right out of desks or off mine and they wonder why we're discussing behavior issues.

Loved your post.

[beanside.livejournal.com]

*kisses* You are awesome, baby.

[beanside.livejournal.com]

*laugh* Sadly that sounds about right. I don't mind keeping an eye on some of the kids, the really little ones that I can just scoop up and move if they're into something they shouldn't be, but the ones over three just need a parent watching. And the weird thing is that both parents were there. So why the little bugger needed to be unattended, I have no clue. *shrug*

Originally I had typed "crotchdropping" instead of spawn, but I edited that because it just sounded a ltitle too vitrolic. *grin* I don't hate children, really. Just some parents.

Re: spawns

[beanside.livejournal.com]

*nod* Sadly, I can believe it. My sister used to work at a daycare, but she finally gave it up and went into retail because she couldn't take the parents anymore. One of them had the balls to bitch because her daughter missed the beginning of an assembly because the kid had wet herself. (This was in the four-year old class, and a regular occurance for the child.)