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[beanside]

Dear Parents of patients in my office,

If you bring a sibling along to a checkup, it is not my job to fucking watch them. I am not paid for babysitting. Secondly, their little asses should be out front in the waiting/play area, not back around my scale. If I have to rebalance that sonofabitch because your little spawn was dicking with it, I will not be amused.

Also, the little bastard kicke me in the sternum when I gave him his shot. I am not his biggest fan right now. Do you really want to leave him with me?

No Love,
Me.

Comments

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

Aww, honey! Your poor sternum! I'll rub you when you get home.

[beanside.livejournal.com]

*kisses* You are awesome, baby.