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[beanside]

Dear Parents of patients in my office,

If you bring a sibling along to a checkup, it is not my job to fucking watch them. I am not paid for babysitting. Secondly, their little asses should be out front in the waiting/play area, not back around my scale. If I have to rebalance that sonofabitch because your little spawn was dicking with it, I will not be amused.

Also, the little bastard kicke me in the sternum when I gave him his shot. I am not his biggest fan right now. Do you really want to leave him with me?

No Love,
Me.

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[azraelz-angel.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you are having a rough day at the office. I have a rather large hatred for unattended small children. I coach softball and the parents just drop their kids off for two hours and then wonder why the coaches are pissy when the come to pick them up. We aren't their babysitters, we aren't supposed to have to discipline them, that is what parents are for.

This was by far my favorite line because you used the word spawn!!!
If I have to rebalance that sonofabitch because your little spawn was dicking with it, I will not be amused.

Hope the rest of your day is looking up...

[beanside.livejournal.com]

*laugh* Sadly that sounds about right. I don't mind keeping an eye on some of the kids, the really little ones that I can just scoop up and move if they're into something they shouldn't be, but the ones over three just need a parent watching. And the weird thing is that both parents were there. So why the little bugger needed to be unattended, I have no clue. *shrug*

Originally I had typed "crotchdropping" instead of spawn, but I edited that because it just sounded a ltitle too vitrolic. *grin* I don't hate children, really. Just some parents.