Y'know, the sad thing?

[beanside]

When you compare this to the list of guys I'd do, I'd do less women. Pretty funny for a dyke. Either that, or I'm just really picky.




1. Bold the names of girls you'd definitely sleep with.
2. Italicize the names of girls you might sleep with after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the girls who don't do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question mark after the girls you've never heard of.
5. Strike the girls you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
6. ADD ONE OF YOUR OWN AT THE END.


1. Katherine Heigl
2. Sandra McCoy but damn, I'd break her in half.
3. Natalie Maines
4. Allison Mack
5. Krista Allen What can I say? She was hot in Feast.
6. Erica Durance
7. Jenny McCarthy
8. Christina Aguilera
9. Taylor Cole
10. Michaela Conlin?
11. Britney Spears
12. Angelina Jolie
13. Minka Kelly?
14. Lauren Graham
15. Jeri Ryan
16. Halle Berry
17. Sarah Wayne Callies?
18. Jennifer Morrison
19. Julia Stiles
20. Keria Knightley
21. Helen Hunt
22. Julia Collin ?
23. Pauley Perrette?
24. Jessica Steen
25. Martha Byrne
26. Jordana Brewster?
27. Amber Benson Mmm...yes, please.
28. Natalie Portman
29. Kristin Richardson?
30. Pamela Anderson
31. Kristin Kreuk
32. Emily Deschanel
33. Poppy Montgomery?
34. Roselyn Sanchez?
35. Michelle Rodriquez
36. Aisha Tyler?
37. Sandra Bullock
38. Jennifer Love Hewitt
39. Nelly Furtado
40. Carmen Electra
41. Charlize Theron If she brings her boytoy.
42. Amy Acker Not until she eats a sandwich.
43. Reese Witherspoon
44. Jessica Simpson
45. Salma Hayek
46. Drew Barrymore
47. Sophia Bush Yeah, loyalty to Chad aside, I'd probably tap that.
48. Sara Rue?
49. Kate Beckinsale
50. Maggie Grace
51. Ali Landry
52. Adrianne Palicki?
53. Aishwarya Rai?
54. Brooke Burns?
55. Brooke Burke?
56. Amy Lee
57. Julia Roberts
58. Carrie Underwood
59. Faith Hill
60. Tiffani Theissen
61. Kathleen Robertson
62. Tyra Banks
63. Stacy Keibler
64. Vanessa Marcil?
65. Nikki Cox
66. Lucy Liu
67. Gwen Stefani
68. Debra Messing
69. Beyoncé Knowles
70. Paris Hilton
71. Kirstin Dunst
72. Joanna Krupa
73. Catherine Zeta-Jones
74. Linda Cardellini
75. Sarah Jessica Parker
76. Liv Tyler
77. Tara Reid
78. Sandra Oh
79. Ellen Pompeo
80. Kate Walsh
81. Elisha Cuthbert
82. Marg Helgenberger
83. Jorja Fox?
84. Sara Ramirez A thousand times, yes.
85. Penelope Cruz
86. Eva Longoria
87. Mischa Barton
88. Rachel Bilson?
89. Kate Hudson
90. Anne Hathaway
91. Jessica Alba
92. Jennifer Aniston
93. Nicole Kidman It'd be like fucking a skeleton.
94. Lindsay Lohan
95. Petra Nemcova?
96. Courtney Cox
97. Teri Hatcher Not unless you've got a time machine, and I can bang "Tango and Cash" era.
98. Denise Richards
99. Jennifer Lopez
100. Sarah Michelle Gellar
101. Hillary Swank
102. Nicolette Sheridan
103. Renée Zellweger
104. Jennifer Garner
105. Naomi Watts?
106. Uma Thurman
107. Eliza Dushku She'd have been a shoo-in before she had the plastic surgery, but now? Meh.
108. Katie Holmes
109. Michelle Williams
110. Heather Graham
111. Fergie I want to bleach my brain just watching her videos.
112. Amanda Peet
113. Rachael Ray
114. Evangeline Lilly
115. Ashley Judd
115. Sienna Miller
116. Hilary Duff
117. Rachel McAdams
118. Amanda Righetti?
119. Eva Mendes
120. Mariah Carey
121. Mandy Moore
122. Cameron Diaz
123. Jessica Biel
124. Gwyneth Paltrow
125. Scarlett Johansson
126. Rosario Dawson
127. Queen Latifah
And for mine...
128. Gina Torres Don't care if she's Anna Espinosa, Zoe, or Jasmine. I'd still like to do naughty things to her.

Comments

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

52. Adrianne Palicki?

FYI - That would be Jess from SPN (she's now on Friday Night Lights).

[coiledsoul.livejournal.com]

Adrianne Palicki

Sam's Jess.

The problem here is . . .

[hederahelix.livejournal.com]

Okay, see, the problem with this list is that it's women that men generally find attractive. Not women that other women would find attactive. I'm at work, but it's left off (skimming, I may have missed) women like Katee Sachoff, what's her face from WWE--Lita or Trish Stratus, the actress who plays Angela on Bones, Amanda Tapping, oh frak me Crossing Jordan/Law and Order/Chutney Popcorn chick whose name is escaping me, Claudia Black, most women athletes whom I think are hot, Jodie Foster? I mean, seriously, Jodie's not on the list, the actress who plays Shane on the L Word, Lucy Lawless. Dude, they left Lucy Lawless off?

In other words, if you like dykes, this isn't the list for you. The lesbian icons like Jodie aren't even on there, to say nothing of the indy folks like what's her face from Go Fish.

I woudn't do most of those toothpicks either.

Re: The problem here is . . .

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

#10 is Michaela Conlin, Angela from Bones.

Re: The problem here is . . .

[queenofswords38.livejournal.com]

Jill Hennesey is the one from Crossing Jordan. I probably misspelled her name, but it's the same as the liquor.

[(Anonymous)]

Poppy Montgomery is Sam from Without a Trace.
Jorja Fox is Sarah from CSI the original.

[katzb101.livejournal.com]

You know I'd probably have to hit google to work out who most of the those people are *g*. Not that it wouldn't be fun looking, just defeats the object :-)

[belleimani.livejournal.com]

Michaela Conlin is the half Irish/half Chinese girl on Bones. She's very sweet, we went to school together. Not very sexy though.
Naomi Watts was in the American Version of the Ring and King Kong. Very tasty.
Rachel Bilson is Summer on the OC.
Nice choices btw!