And then, there's a bearded fetus.

Title: All That You Are
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: CMM/JDM
Disclaimer: Still don't own them. Still not true. (Still doesn't mean they wouldn't be hot together.)
A/N: Previous parts can be found here.. Thanks as always to my lovely wife for her help.

( All That You Are )

Title: Something Rational
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: CMM/JDM
Disclaimer: Never happened. Never will. I don't know them (thankfully--cause that would be just akward).
A/N: I think I gave myself sugar shock. Ah well. Previous parts can be found here.

( Something rational )

Title: A Gift Promised
Rating: R
Pairing: JDM/CMM, J2
Disclaimer: No, it still didn't happen.
A/N: Previous parts can be found here. Also, though I forget to say it sometimes, I always owe a huge debt to my lovely wife nilchance. Very little fic gets written by either of us without going through the other. *kiss*

( A Gift Promised )

Title: I Was Meant to Be
Rating: R
Pairing: JDM/CMM
Disclaimer: This never happened. Ever. Really. I mean it.
A/N: Previous parts can be found here.

( I Was Meant To Be )

Title: These Limitations
Rating: NC-17
Paring: CMM/JDM
Disclaimer: Never happened. Never will.
A/N: Previous parts can be found here.

( These Limitations )

Title: As Negative As I Am
Rating: R
Pairing: CMM/JDM
Disclaimer: This never happened. Really. Only in my brain.
A/N: Still going strong. The previous parts can be found here.

( As Negative As I Am )

Title: As I Am
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: CMM/JDM
Disclaimer: I don't know them. I doubt they know each other, much less are carrying on a torrid mating dance.
A/N: Yeah, it's still going, like the freaking Energizer Bunny of crackfic. Previous parts can be found here.

( As I Am )

Title: What I Resist
Rating: R
Pairing: CMM/JDM (with a side of J2 in this part)
Disclaimer: None of them are doing this, sadly. But I can dream.

A/N: This is a little interlude piece that follows "My Own Partaking" and "Of Which I'm Ashamed." Yes, thank you, the crack is very tasty, why do you ask?

( What I Resist )

My shame knows no bounds. Seriously. So, this is apparently first in a series of fics with this pairing. Go figure.

Title: My Own Partaking
Pairing: CMM/JDM (pre-slash)
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don't know them. I'm pretty sure they're not doing this, but it makes me happy to imagine it. No offense intended.

( My Own Partaking )