Fic: Upon My Liar's Chair 11/?) WIP

Title: Upon My Liar's Chair
Rating: Adult
Disclaimer: Thankfully, this didn't happen. I don't know them, I don't know what they do in their spare time, but I doubt it's any of this.
A/N: Much love to my wife for doing the quick once over. Sweet Charity fic, for avid_slacker.
Warning: Character injury, permanent disability.

( Upon My Liar's Chair )

At my wife's request:

Remember that meme that goes something like 'who so you think should play me in the movie of my life, based only on what you know of me through my LJ?' Let's play THAT!

Post a picture! Cast me! (I also accept faces from things like JC Penneys ads and the side of a tin of cat food, just to be clear.) Let's cast everyone! LJ: The Movie!