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The Ten Wrestlers I Would Want Backing Me Up In A Fight


These are just my thoughts, in no particular order, really. Except for #1. He'll always be my first choice.

1. Sean Waltman (X-Pac): Two words: Black Belt. Two more? By 9. I have great respect for anyone who can achieve that at all, much less so young. Plus, having had a lovely discussion with Scott Hall one night, I know what kind of damage he can do. Just ask Shane Douglas.

2. Goldberg. I'm gonna go with consensus. I can count...five people he's severely injured "accidentally." (we all know it was Hall's fault, though. *snort*) God forbid the man ever try to hurt someone.

3. Bret Hart Yeah, he's old. And injured. He's still one of Stu's kids, and considering how badly they were abused by him...he's got enough pent up aggression to power Calgary for a month.

4. Lita. Yeah, she's a chick. I've met Lita. I want her on my side in any fight. She's tough, she's stronger than the WWF has let her show, and quite honestly, she's got the balls to be mean.

5. Paul Heyman Okay, not technically a wrestler. But, I never bet against Paul E. *grin*

6. Raven The boy has an ungodly tolerance for pain, and absolutely no regard for his own body. Plus, he fights dirty.

7. Tazz. A friend of mine who worked the indy circuit used to be deathly afraid of Tazz. Apparently, he'd managed to piss Tazz off enough that Tazz threatened to "kill him if he ever saw him again." The friend didn't think he was kidding, and assured me that he had the arsenal to do it.

8. Stephanie McMahon The McMahon women scare me. We've all seen how psychotic Shane is. Steph survived that as a younger sibling. I'm thinking if the chips fall, I want her on my side.

9 & 10. Bradshaw& Farooq. They're big, they're tough, and Vince uses them as his enforcers. When you see them having a squash match against one of the midcarders, and it just looks brutal, it's because it usually is. It's Vince's delicate way of telling his wrestlers that he thinks they're dogging it, and this is their punishment.

So, those are my choices, based on the bit of info I have about these guys.

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