SHERLOCK BBC: Once, Twice by Rhuia

Jan. 29th, 2026 01:50 pm
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Fandom: Sherlock (BBC TV 2010)

Pairings/Characters: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson

Characters: Sherlock Holmes, Mycroft Holmes, Greg Lestrade, John Watson

Rating: Explicit

Length: 4400 words

Theme: Crack Treated Seriously

Summary: Sherlock and John swap bodies. John doesn't want to talk about it.

Creator Links: [archiveofourown.org profile] Rhuia

Reccer’s Notes Sex pollen on Earth requires some shenanigans, but add in body swap and we’ve got a deep dive into how this combo would affect these two’s self-knowledge and desire. Very explicit, very steamy, very funny.

Fanwork Link Once, Twice

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Kayleigh Donaldson is back! She is the guest on some of the most popular episodes, and I know what that is: she’s brilliant. We recorded this just before the Oscar nominations were announced, so Kayleigh is making (some pretty accurate!) predictions about Oscar nominations, and explaining what makes this year’s group of films so interesting.

Along the way we also talk about vintage Hollywood gossip, character actors who go weird gremlin, and the way actors shape public narrative with their project choices, their fashion, and their cosmetic procedures. And also – Scotland made the World Cup – woohoo!

I love talking to people who think about their favorite aspects of popular culture the way I think about romance fiction, and I already know you love when Kayleigh is a guest. Don’t worry, she will be back.

Technical note: we had some connectivity issues and delay during the recording, so I don’t have a full video episode for this one, though I do have clips, so watch for them on social media. You might hear some muddy audio, and I apologize. Please know I did all the things I could.

CW/TW: At about 2 minutes in, we talk about Elizabeth Taylor’s abusive first husband. We also talk about body and beauty standards in Hollywood.

 

 

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I can't remember if it was January 26 or 27, but either way, I'm three years sober? I can't believe I've been on bupropion for three years, is the weirder part. I've been playing ttrpgs for that long! Wild.

My Pathfinder 2e adventure path actually ended (ish) this week -- we beat the BBEG of Age of Ashes in a really tough fight that didn't draw out as much as I expected, but I definitely threw everything I had at it, hero points, focus points, high level spell slots, expensive potions (to fly over the acid pool), the one single-target nonspecified damage spell I learned ages ago for no particular reason and never used because Kauri is a druid and leans elemental (Disintegrate), just. Everything. And I got the killing blow with a Pulverizing Cascade, which was really cool because it's the one water spell Kauri has continued to use even once we hit the level where we get 6th rank spells and I stopped using Hydraulic Push and Crashing Wave so often. Even after that, I flavored all my cold spells as drawing moisture from the air, so it's been a whole thing and it's nicely thematic. We'll see what we need to wrap up beyond that this Friday, but we handled pretty much everything else beforehand, so I will be making a character (or two?) for Season of Ghosts soon. I'll miss my baby though.

Fantasy High (the campaign I'm in, not the D20 series) also wrapped up its freshman year quest this past weekend, in session 50 just to be extra satisfying. We went to hell! And then to Annwn. I'm excited to see what [personal profile] yarnofariadne does for our next quest, and what she continues to do with the Celtic mythology theme I dropped on her, if anything.

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As far as my personal life, I'm... okay? Low on money, like my mom is gonna have to actually ask her sister or I'm gonna have to ask online for help with the electric bill low, but what else is new. I finally found the missing package from Springfield today; the ordeal )

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Anyway. I'm gonna go back to my DungeonFog tutorials. I was hoping to make a little battlemap for the last session of my Friday group's Christmas Adventure, not sure if I'll manage that, but at least I'm getting through the tutorials. Don't think I've ever approached a thing this way but hopefully it will help with the feeling of 'oh god what do I do with this interface,' even if I picked the map maker that felt closer to what I'm used to. It certainly feels like the Correct Thing to do, like reading the manual before you fuck with stuff. But I have always been too impatient.

Have also been doing jigsaw puzzles and I sorted my sister's Arkham Horror puzzle last night, so I can fall back on that if the spoons really are gone. I try not to get started on the jigsaw puzzles before 8 PM because I'm very bad at stopping. I finished my previous one at 12:30 AM on Sunday with Ciri rolling over it and not letting me see the empty slots I had left. It was a fun extra challenge. I really love that puzzle to pieces, though. I'm very frustrated that I can't figure who got me it, but it was on my wishlist Christmas 2024 and I spent all of 2025 stuck on that one lady with the horse (really stuck on puzzling at all, I enjoyed the puzzle once I got started).

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Puzzling has allowed me to watch The Pitt as it's airing so far (unsure on new doctor, love Mel to pieces, love the new nurse, love Mohan always and forever) and almost catch up on 9-1-1 -- I'm up to the second episode of S9. Honestly, puzzling while watching some of those S8 episodes made it more bearable, and then I locked in to enjoy Seismic Shifts because I do love me a good fictional disaster. I need to post some Buck/Eddie recs for [personal profile] spikedluv at some point, I said I would for holiday_wishes and I've got a few but I want to list a couple more.

(As an aside... when did we embrace the portmanteaus, and why? It feels so wrong to use them. So fucking wrong. But they're so widespread that it also feels weird to use the normal slash form for pairings! What IS up with that, god.)

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Oh, I posted some photos of my planner decor~ [community profile] journalsandplanners here if anyone is interested! Still figuring out the day-a-page format. This page is my favorite so far, and I've gone through like, all my pens and markers to figure out what works for headings like that and doesn't bleed like a motherfucker. (There are some markers that are the perfect color but holy shit you can see them through TWO whole pages. And they're decent paper!)

Anyway. Happy Thursday! Hope things are going well for all y'all. <3

Magical Nannies, Tessa Bailey, & More

Jan. 29th, 2026 04:30 pm
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How to Tame a Wild Rogue

RECOMMENDED: How to Tame a Wild Rogue by Julie Anne Long is $1.99! This made our Best of Reviews 2023 list at number five. There are also many of Long’s books ons ale, including book one, Perils of Pleasure, in her Pennyroyal Green series. Lara gave this a Squee grade:

This book made me swoon IRL. Reading it was a fever dream and not just because of the sex scenes. I was so immersed in it that the real world and its troubles didn’t even occur to me for the duration of the book. (I am anxious by nature, so this is a feat.)

In USA Today bestselling author Julie Anne Long’s thrilling new romance in the Palace of Rogues series, an infamous privateer’s limits are put to the test when he’s trapped during a raging tempest with a prickly female at the Grand Palace on the Thames.

He clawed his way up from the gutters of St. Giles to the top of a shadowy empire. Feared and fearsome, battered and brilliant, nothing shocks Lorcan St. Leger—not even the discovery of an aristocratic woman escaping out a window near the London docks on the eve of the storm of the decade. They find shelter at a boarding house called the Grand Palace on the Thames—only to find greater dangers await inside.

Desperate, destitute, and jilted, Lady Daphne Worth knows the clock is ticking on her last chance to save herself and her family: an offer of a loveless marriage. But while the storm rages and roads flood, she and the rogue who rescued her must pose as husband and wife in order to share the only available suite.

Crackling enmity gives way to incendiary desire—and certain heartbreak: Lorcan is everything she never dreamed she’d wanted, but he can never be what she needs. But risk is child’s play to St. Leger. And if the stakes are a lifetime of loving and being loved by Daphne, he’ll move any mountain, confront any old nemesis, to turn “never” into forever.

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The Nanny’s Handbook to Magic and Managing Difficult Dukes

The Nanny’s Handbook to Magic and Managing Difficult Dukes by Amy Rose Bennett is $1.99! This is book one in the Parasol Academy series, which is historical fantasy romance.

Mary Poppins meets Bridgerton in a feel-good blend of cozy fantasy magic, historical romance, humor, and Victorian era charm, as a recent graduate of the Parasol Academy for Exceptional Nannies and Governesses finds her supernatural abilities are little help when it comes to falling for the shy, mysterious inventor who happens to be her employer . . .

For readers of Heather Fawcett, Allison Saft, Katherine Arden, Freya Marske, and Olivia Atwater’s Regency Faerie Tales series.

Emmeline Chase, 25-year-old widow and new alumna, may be more high-spirited than the Academy would like. Few graduates, however, could turn a mismanaged teleportation onto a duke’s rooftop into an offer of employment. But Emmeline’s circumstances, along with her desperation to support her bankrupt, incarcerated father, have made her dauntless. Which seems the primary qualification to work for expert horologist Xavier Mason, Duke of St. Lawrence, and manage his three rambunctious wards. Yet Emmeline soon discovers that the nobleman’s heart-melting voice and captivating mind present an entirely different sort of trouble. She cannot risk losing her license by fraternizing with her employer . . .

Xavier’s wards have sent two nannies packing in a month thanks to frogs, firecrackers, and general mayhem. In addition, Xavier’s professional reputation is on the line. He’s already considered odd, with his talking raven companion and his fascination with timekeeping instead of pleasure-chasing with his peers. Charming, vivacious Emmeline seems intrigued with his quirks—but Xavier must have absolute peace to design London’s “King of Clocks” for Westminster Palace before the competition closes. Emmeline can no doubt restore order. As long as he doesn’t fall under her spell . . .

Yet, with a possible saboteur in their midst, and the attraction flaring between them threatening to become a deliciously disastrous distraction, a touch of magic may be required . . .

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Fangirl Down

Fangirl Down by Tessa Bailey is $1.99! This is book one in the Big Shots series and features a golfer, which we don’t often see in sports romance. I think I remember Elyse reading and liking this one (Elyse, please correct me if I’m wrong!). Apologies if this is an expiring KDD.

Wells Whitaker was once golf’s hottest rising star, but lately, all he has to show for his “promising” career is a killer hangover, a collection of broken clubs, and one remaining supporter. No matter how bad he plays, the beautiful, sunny redhead is always on the sidelines. He curses, she cheers. He scowls, she smiles. But when Wells quits in a blaze of glory and his fangirl finally goes home, he knows he made the greatest mistake of his life.

Josephine Doyle believed in the gorgeous, grumpy golfer, even when he didn’t believe in himself. Yet after he throws in the towel, she begins to wonder if her faith was misplaced. Then a determined Wells shows up at her door with a wild proposal: be his new caddy, help him turn his game around, and split the prize money. And considering Josephine’s professional and personal life is in shambles, she could really use the cash…

As they travel together, spending days on the green and nights in neighboring hotel rooms, sparks fly. Before long, they’re inseparable, Wells starts winning again, and Josephine is surprised to find a sweet, thoughtful guy underneath his gruff, growly exterior. This hot man wants to brush her hair, feed her snacks, and take bubble baths together? Is this real life? But Wells is technically her boss and an athlete falling for his fangirl would be ridiculous… right?

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The Off-Limits Rule

The Off-Limits Rule by Sarah Adams is $1.99! This is a contemporary romance between a single and her brother’s best friend. There’s also some forced proximity.

From the New York Times bestselling author of Practice Makes Perfect comes an expanded edition of The Off-Limits Rule—a heartwarming romance about new love and fresh beginnings, with a never-before-seen chapter.

Rules are made to be broken—especially for love, right?

Lucy Marshall has hit rock bottom. After failing to succeed as a single mom in Atlanta, she’s back home and moving in with her older brother, Drew. Reconnecting with her support system is the right thing to do, but Lucy can’t help but feel like a failure. Her four-year-old son deserves the world, and all she can give him is a spare bedroom. But Drew is the sweetest uncle, and some quality time might be exactly what they both need to start fresh. That is until she meets Cooper, her brother’s incredibly hot best friend.

When Drew senses something between the two of them, he puts his foot down on any shenanigans. According to him, Cooper is everything Lucy should stay away flirtatious, adventurous, and especially noncommittal. But Lucy has been getting the opposite impression so far; Cooper is a genuinely great guy, and she’s starting to catch real feelings.

Her whole life, Lucy has tried to do everything right, and look where that’s gotten her—so what if she were to try something wrong?

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Reality Bitch Slap

Jan. 29th, 2026 11:35 am
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 Thanks for the warm welcomes back, I appreciate it. It's nice to put my thoughts somewhere.

Being in Virginia, we were in the path of the big snowstorm. We got fully iced in with about 8 inches. I have a Soviet WWII trench shovel (long story) that i have been using to crack the ice and go outside, but it can be dangerous still.

This morning we found that when the power was out for 8 hours due to the storm, our freezer broke. We plugged it in and out, but last I checked it wasn't cooling and just making clicking noises. Simultaneously when I was digging last night, we saw that someone skidded out on our road and bumped into our car. No note, of course. So we are bugging Progressive and calling a repair guy. It was nice to snowed in (and then iced in) but I'm pretty pissed that two expensive things break in tandem with to a direct correlation to the snowstorm.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrgdgsff

I want to post more pictures here but DW does not allow me to host much, and the picture uploading / messing with process is a pain in the ass. What do people use for image hosting? I got back into gouache painting and want to show off.

The Rec League: In Case of Emergency…

Jan. 29th, 2026 09:00 am
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The Rec League - heart shaped chocolate resting on the edge of a very old bookShout out to the commenters in our latest Whatcha Reading post!

There were some great comments about “In Case of Emergency…Break Glass” books and a request for a post. We’re always happy to run requests like these!

We ran a similar post in 2020, so we did our best not to duplicate suggestions.

Sarah: In 2020, I mentioned the Call of Crows series, ( A | BN | K | G | AB | Au )  and that I always keep them with me should I need to soothe everything with heaping doses of rage. Wow, was my rage a lot different then.

Right now, my rage is endless and my balance is precarious. I’m doing the delicate monitoring of staying informed while also protecting my brain from that which will harm me.

The titles I have in my “break glass in case of emergency” stack aren’t out yet (I’m sorry) but with a new Veronica Speedwell ( A | BN | K | G | AB ) and a new Murderbot ( A | BN | K | AB ) in the next few months, a re-read of both series seems alluring.

However, my pick isn’t one thing, it’s a category: Magazines. Check out the digital magazines at your library because they have just about everything, from craft to gossip, travel to poetry – birds and horses and art and food. You’ll likely find library access to magazines in Libby/OverDrive, Flipster, PressReader, or another app to which your library has offered access.

When my brain cannot book, magazines are perfect.

Elyse: I am struggling so hard right now, and this kind of stress amplifies my autoimmune issues which sucks. I’m navigating that space of not being immediately in-your-face with the news while still being informed.

Nine Goblins
A | BN | K | AB
Right now I just don’t have the mental capacity to sit down and read a book. All my juice is being used up at work and when I’m not at work I have to recharge. I’m watching a lot of hockey because my brain is capable of the mental work of “did the biscuit go in the basket” and that’s about it.

When I’m not watching hockey, I’m listening to audio books but I’m being careful in my selection. I’ve been listening to a lot of Terry Pratchett. Prachett’s books are satire, and funny, and blistering on point without ever feeling dark. His heroes are mostly ordinary people who Do The Right Thing even when it’s hard, but they aren’t gleaming Paladins of virtue. He also points out that evil is often overwhelmingly stupid. I can’t help but wonder what he would be writing were he still with us, and I’m sure whatever it was would be hopeful while also cutting in its accuracy.

Pratchett had a lot of books, so if you don’t know where to start, the very first book is The Color of Magic. ( A | BN | K | G | AB | Au | Scribd ) There are several sub-series though, and my two favorites are the City Watch Series which begins with Guards! Guards! ( A | K | G | AB | Au ) And the Granny Weatherwax series which starts with Equal Rites. ( A | BN | K | AB )

If you have read all the Pratchett books, then I recommend listening to/reading Nine Goblins by T. Kingfisher which is very similar in humor and tone.

I’ve been knitting while I listen to audio books and working on Melt the Ice hats as well as some homebrew anti-ice socks.

Lara: At the moment my emergency book is anything written by KJ Charles. Presently, I’m rereading Slippery Creatures and it’s great! The writing is sharp and vivid, and the story is immersive. When I read it, the real world temporarily disappears and I’m at peace.

Amanda: For a brain break, I’ve been diving into a lot of webtoons, primarily through sites like Webtoons and Manta. You can marathon a series or just check in to read a chapter a day. There are tons of free options, so there’s often no monetary obligation to give one a try.

Tangentially, I’ve found that organizing my giant To Read/Reading webtoon library has been particularly soothing. I used Manga Baka to do that.

I’m not typically a re-reader, but I do make an exception for the following books:

Kiki: In shitty times, I like to return to a big series so that I don’t have to think about what my next book is going to be. Combine that with the way I’ve come to rely on historical romance in the last few years and I recommend the Mackenzie series by Jennifer Ashley, which starts with The Madness of Lord Ian Mackenzie, ( A | BN | K | G | AB ) though I’m particularly fond of A Rogue Meets a Scandalous Lady. ( A | BN | K | AB )

In the same vein, Jo Goodman’s westerns, especially In Want of a Wife. Like the Mackenzie series, there are a good number of them, and they are absolutely immersive.

Final suggestion: audiobook everything. I can’t focus on physical/ebooks right now, but I can put on some noise cancelling headphones and crochet or paint or cross-stitch or cook and that helps soothe the pressure that is non-stop building in my chest.

Take good care of each other, y’all.

What are your “Break Glass” books? Tell us in the comments!

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Fandom: Lord of the Rings

Pairings/Characters:

Celeborn/Haldir of Lothlórien, Celeborn/Galadriel | Artanis, Orophin/Rúmil of Lothlórien, Boromir/Théodred, Aragorn | Estel/Elrond Peredhel, Arwen Undómiel/Éowyn, Frodo Baggins/Sam Gamgee, Elladan/Elrohir/Erestor (Tolkien), Gandalf | Mithrandir/Saruman | Curunír, Gimli (Son of Glóin)/Legolas Greenleaf, Sauron | Mairon/Witch-King Of Angmar, Éomer Éadig/Faramir (Son of Denethor II), Gollum/Gríma Wormtongue, Elrond Peredhel/Glorfindel, Denethor II/Théoden Ednew

Rating: Mature

Length: 7,126 words

Creator Links: AO3 Profile

Theme: Crack Treated Seriously

Summary: Théoden and Denethor hunt the elusive Slash Fairy after she makes them ... do things. Over and over. Featuring the horses of Middle Earth, with music by Fountains of Wayne, Celine Dion and Kenny Loggins.


Reccer's Notes: This month's theme is "ideas that are very, very bonkers, but approached with the utmost dedication to making it work within whatever passes for reality in that fandom." Author's dedication is key in this humorous tale of slash spreading like a glorious spready thing in the LOTR world and you'll believe that Denethor and Théoden-King need each other whether they realize it or not. The fairy is merely the mechanism. Just check out the other pairings and revel the night away! I especially liked that femmeslash was included, and also horses.

Fanwork Links: The Slash Fairy Cometh
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This Saturday, January 31 is an EXTRA Saturday (the fifth Saturday of the month), so World Wide Slash (formerly DC Slash) will be doing a multi-city Tatort binge with a theme!

We'll get started at 1 pm Eastern (US) time; you can come for one episode, or for all of them! This binge's theme is AMNESIA. The episodes are drawn from Tatort: Lindholm, Tatort: Muenster, and Tatort: Vienna.





DON'T FORGET (lol) to come and join us for entertaining episodes in the main window + slashy discussion in the chat!

Here's the Zoom link: https://us06web.zoom.us/j/83088355896

Please be sure not to share the link outside of fandom. Thanks!
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Jan. 28th, 2026 06:32 pm
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Links: Nail Polish, Owls, & More

Jan. 28th, 2026 07:00 pm
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Workspace with computer, journal, books, coffee, and glasses.Welcome back!

How have we all done with the snowfall? We got about two feet and my partner broke our shovel trying to break up some ice. And of course, all the local places are sold out of shovels. Fingers crossed our online order arrives before the next snow forecast.

Also, I finally read by first Cate C. Wells. Katie, who participated in the After Dark quarterly recs, gave me some suggestions on where to finally start and I did it.

The Tyrant Alpha’s Rejected Mate was a lot of fun!

This link is from Elizabeth S! We Need Diverse Books has launched a new initiative to help fight book bans.

Bonkers Romance has a new kickstarter in the works for Bluebeard retellings. It’s due to launch in a little over two months. You can sign up to be notified of the launch here. 

This link is from Bransler in the SBTB podcast patreon discord! If you’re a nail polish fan, Atomic Polish is running a fundraiser. All proceeds of their new shade ICE Out will be donated to the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund.

I own a few bottles of Atomic Polish shades and I definitely recommend them.

I enjoyed this short video about a man who helps take care of the Snowy Owl population at Logan Airport. As someone who lives in the area, I had no clue we had so many Snowy Owls!

Don’t forget to share what cool or interesting things you’ve seen, read, or listened to this week! And if you have anything you think we’d like to post on a future Wednesday Links, send it my way!

Oop

Jan. 28th, 2026 12:38 pm
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 It has been about ... uh idk 2-3 years. I'm going to try to update as best I can before leaning back into whatever I was doing.

-Me and Alex are married
-We moved to Virginia around October 2024
-Dog is doing great, we got a cat too now
-We are home owners
-When I moved in 2024 I stopped tattooing due to the economy struggling. I had learned coding in my free time and that is my career now. I'm WFH.

I had really enjoyed having a regular journal. I have a tumblr I use it for, but the interactive aspect on here is way nicer. My problem was that I felt the need to perform, and that my posts were not INTERESTING enough. ATP I am keeping the DW for the sole fact that I enjoy record keeping and looking back. Also, now that I am a certified home owner I can actually plant plants and not try to keep them alive on a 2 foot wide balcony or something.
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Tourist Season

Tourist Season by Brynne Weaver is $1.99! This is book one in a new series. It came out last year and I mentioned it on Hide Your Wallet. I do love Weaver’s blend of dark humor and romance, but often find the pacing to be a bit lopsided in her romances. What do you think?

Welcome to Cape Carnage! Visit Once, Stay Forever.

Cape Carnage is a seaside town of colorful houses, quirky shops, and an unusually high body count. But with tourists comes trouble, and Harper Starling won’t let anyone ruin her picture-perfect home. A skilled gardener with killer instincts, Harper protects her sanctuary at any cost—especially for her aging mentor with a fading memory.

Troublesome tourists don’t check out of Carnage. They compost beneath Harper’s award-winning flowerbeds. But Nolan Rhodes isn’t your average tourist. Devilishly handsome, disarmingly charming, and skilled with a blade, Nolan is relentless in the pursuit of revenge. On every anniversary of the hit-and-run accident that fractured his life, Nolan slays another target. And he’s saved the best for last: the undeniably beautiful Harper Starling.

The problem? Harper isn’t the monster he expected. And she won’t go down without a fight. When an amateur true crime investigator comes to Cape Carnage on the trail of a long-lost serial killer, Harper and Nolan strike an uneasy truce. If Nolan helps Harper protect her town, she’ll keep quiet about his hunting habits . . . for now. But their alliance soon spirals into obsession, one that threatens to shatter every secret in Carnage—including their fragile love.

Tourist Season is a darkly funny, slow burn enemies-to-lovers romance where destruction and desire are balanced on the edge of a blade—and where love is the most dangerous battleground of all.

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On the Edge

On the Edge by Ilona Andrews is $1.99! This is the first book in The Edge urban fantasy series and, I think, it’s the only series I haven’t read by Andrews. As usual for Andrews, the world building is great, though some readers said it took them longer to connect with the characters than in Andrews other series.

Rose Drayton lives on the Edge, between the world of the Broken (where people drive cars, shop at Wal-Mart, and magic is a fairy tale) and the Weird (where blueblood aristocrats rule, changelings roam, and the strength of your magic can change your destiny). Only Edgers like Rose can easily travel from one world to the next, but they never truly belong in either.

Rose thought if she practiced her magic, she could build a better life for herself. But things didn’t turn out how she planned, and now she works a minimum wage, off the books job in the Broken just to survive. Then Declan Camarine, a blueblood noble straight out of the deepest part of the Weird, comes into her life, determined to have her (and her power).

But when a terrible danger invades the Edge from the Weird, a flood of creatures hungry for magic, Declan and Rose must work together to destroy them—or they’ll devour the Edge and everyone in it.

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Never Been Shipped

Never Been Shipped by Alicia Thompson is $1.99! This came out last summer. It features a band reunion on a cruise ship. I’ve heard good things about Thompson’s romances!

A band reunion may be enough to change two musicians’ tune on love in this electric romance from USA Today bestselling author Alicia Thompson.

Micah’s relationship to music is complicated. As teenagers, her band took off after being featured on a popular TV show, but the group barely released their sophomore album before breaking up. Now, over a decade later, the band is reuniting for one more performance on a themed cruise, and Micah is determined to learn from her past mistakes — no losing herself in the music, and no losing her heart along the way.

John misses playing in a band, and mostly he misses Micah, who’d been his best friend until the music stopped. Back then, he didn’t take the lead, either in his guitar parts or while he sat back and watched her date another bandmate. John’s never been one to rock the boat, but he’s faced with another chance now that this cruise has brought music — and Micah — back in his life.

Onboard, Micah can’t help but see John with brand new eyes, and John’s feelings only intensify as the discordant band’s tension grows to a breaking point. With five days at sea, there’s a ticking clock on anything that might develop between them, and they’ll have to decide if their relationship is destined to be more than a one-hit wonder.

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Do Your Worst

Do Your Worst by Rosie Danan is $2.99! Lara was middling on this paranormal romance and gave it a C-. I enjoyed Danan’s contemporaries so I remember looking forward to this one. Did you read it?

Riley Rhodes finally has the chance to turn her family’s knack for the supernatural into a legitimate business when she’s hired to break the curse on an infamous Scottish castle. Used to working alone in her alienating occupation, she’s pleasantly surprised to meet a handsome stranger upon arrival—until he tries to get her fired.

Fresh off a professional scandal, Clark Edgeware can’t allow a self-proclaimed “curse breaker” to threaten his last chance for redemption. After he fails to get Riley kicked off his survey site, he vows to avoid her. Unfortunately for him, she vows to get even.

Riley expects the curse to do her dirty work by driving Clark away, but instead, they keep finding themselves in close proximity. Too close. Turns out, the only thing they do better than fight is fool around. If they’re not careful, by the end of all this, more than the castle will end up in ruins.

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Posted by SB Sarah

A yellow diamond road sign says WTF?Dr. Bruce Gleason forwarded me a truly enraging email. It’s allegedly from me.

Spoiler: it’s not. 

You might have seen or perhaps received a marketing pitch filled with AI-written and deeply florid compliments to your writing and your book.

I’ve received a few and have been trying to track down who actually sent it (mine was sent on behalf of a library in Charlotte which disavowed all knowledge of this person – more on that soon).

But this one just about sent me over the side of my desk chair:

Subject: Partnership inquiry: Editorial collaboration for Cold War Cadence

Dear Dr. Gleason,

I am reaching out from Smart Bitches, Trashy Books (SBTB) because we’ve identified Cold War Cadence as a remarkable work that aligns with our community’s interest in European history, military life, and the preservation of historic moments. In an increasingly crowded market, we look for partners who provide the kind of “vivid recollections” and exacting detail that our audience of frequent readers discusses and treasures.

Rather than a standard review request, I am proposing an editorial partnership for your release schedule. In the current publishing landscape, where digital discovery is shifting, having your work anchored on a twenty-year-old authority site like ours provides a significant advantage. We offer a permanent digital presence that ensures your memoir of Berlin from 1988–1991 remains discoverable to our readers, specifically highlighting the unique role of army bandsmen and the “historic ghosts” of the city you so effectively describe.

I have a comprehensive Partnership Brief ready for you that details how we reach our community of over 500,000 monthly readers and our podcast to create what we call the “SBTB Bump.” This brief outlines how we connect our high-trust community with your work, providing the validation of our recognized platform and the sustained reader engagement generated through our newsletters and digital features.

We have identified your writing as a standout that aligns with our audience of dedicated readers who value rigorous historical research and entertaining travelogues. Would you like me to send the partnership brief over for you to review?

Best regards,
Smart Bitches Strategic Partnerships | Smart Bitches, Trashy Books Website: smartbitchestrashybooks.com

I am re-printing the email in full for two reasons:

  1. If anyone else receives this email, and they google, they will (I hope) find this post where I say again, THIS IS NOT US. 
  2. WHAT IS THIS CRAP.
  3. One more time: THIS IS A SCAM. THIS IS NOT FROM SBTB. 

This is such trash. I have no idea who is behind this, but it’s so similar to other scam email messages I’ve seen that I presume it’s based with the same group of scammers. I wish everlasting diarrhea upon them.

Cold War Cadence
A | AB
What’s weird is that there IS in fact a “SBTB bump” in that the books we feature in reviews, on sale posts, and Whatcha Reading or Hide Your Wallet posts often do get a bump in sales. Our bi-weekly bestseller list is generated from what sales data we have through affiliate links. But again, this is not from us.

HOWEVER. If YOU are a military historian or a music historian, you may be interested in Dr. Gleason’s books.

Dr. Gleason is the author of Cold War Cadence: A Military Musician’s Berlin Memoir, 1988-1991 and Sound the Trumpets, Beat the Drums: Horse-Mounted Bands of the US Army, 1820-1940.

Thanks to Dr. Gleason for alerting me. If you’ve received an email like this that purports to be from SBTB, please forward it to me at sarah @ smartbitchestrashybooks DOTTY com.

PLEASE share this in your communities if you think someone there might be targeted by this balderdash. Thank you.

LEGGO MY LEGO!

Jan. 28th, 2026 02:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

Hey, today is LEGO's 68th birthday! Yep, that's 68 whole years of tiny bruises and hopping around the house on one foot while cursing - which is definitely grounds for cake, don't you think?

Hmm. Maybe a LEGO cake would be more appetizing.

Now, in theory, a LEGO brick cake is pretty simple to make: just stack cupcakes on a sheet cake, frost the whole shebang, and then stick as many LEGO flotsam pieces on it as possible so people don't think you've created an edible skin rash:

I have an irresistible urge to step on this.

 

You can also use the time-tested, wreckerator-approved method of just writing what the cake is supposed to be ON the cake, so people are sure to get the hint:

If I were Kyle, I'd be hoping there were another 9 cakes waiting in the wings.

 

Still, those aren't half bad for homemade, right? Of course, they're not homemade, they're professional. And so is this:

(The Cliffs of INSANITY!)

 

And this:

It's like the underside of a sheep belly. A cold sheep belly.

(Ok, not THAT cold, but still, you know, pretty cold.)

 

And this:

There's a "sh***ing bricks" joke in here SOMEWHERE, I just know it.

 

If you want your LEGO cake to get really confusing, just add crayon candles:

I see a pair of goggles exploding rainbows. Which is almost awesome.

 

And you're never going to believe it, but this, too, is a professionally made "LEGO" brick cake:

[looking around]

[shifty eyes]

Ok, if no one else is going to say it, I will:

 

LEGO NIPPLES.

 

FUN FACT: The little bumps on LEGO bricks are called "studs."

FUNNER FACT: Today's wreckporters Breanna, Amanda K., Cindy S., Autumn &amp; Dylan, Sondra D., Brian K., Gwen I., & Cricket are total stud-magnets. Awww yeeeeah. (Also: ouch.)

******

And from my other blog, Epbot:

After Dark at the Movies: Hedda

Jan. 28th, 2026 09:00 am
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Posted by Carrie S

This piece of literary mayhem is exclusive to Smart Bitches After Dark, but fret not. If you'd like to join, we'd love to have you!

Have a look at our membership options, and come join the fun!

If you want to have a little extra fun, be a little more yourself, and be part of keeping the site open for everyone in the future, we can’t wait to see you in our new subscription-based section with exclusive content and events.

Everything you’re used to seeing at the Hot Pink Palace that is Smart Bitches Trashy Books will remain free as always, because we remain committed to fostering community among brilliant readers who love romance.

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Posted by Amanda

It’s time for another edition of Stuff We Like!

This month: we have a request from LittyN about crafting in dark or low light environments, particularly the car!

Take a look:

Stuff We Like - Crafting in the Darkness

Want to see? Just click that image above or click right here, and come shop with us!

And if you’d like to browse some more, we have a complete Stuff We Like archive, including past Gift Guides and other posts of our favorite items.

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Hello there! I’ve decided to start one of these journals. I apologize if my profile doesn’t look the best. This site is pretty overwhelming for me to figure out, and I’m also blind which complicates things.
Anyways my name is Milo. I don’t know what I will talk about on here. My life isn’t too interesting at the moment. I have pretty much been living in isolation for years at this point. Though I do live with family. And I have some people I talk to online occasionally. But I mainly spend my days reading/listening to books, listening to music, writing in my personal journal, watch videos, and trying to study. So perhaps I will discuss some of that stuff.
I could also just talk about my thoughts and stuff. Unfortunately I don’t think they will be very “brailliant”. I was just wanting to make a braille pun. I do really like braille. Fun fact, my icon is actually the braille letter M.
Well I guess that will be it for now. Hopefully I can manage to stick with writing here. Hope everyone is doing well.
Oh and maybe if anyone has any tips for using Dreamwidth, feel free to share them with me.

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