And then, there's a bearded fetus.

Things are bleak this week, there's no denying it. Fresh off the holiday high, workers are back in their swivel chairs, work boots, and regular shift rotation, and a 40-hour work week is starting to feel more like a prison sentence than your normal, everyday schedule. 

Cat lovers have spent the last two weeks at home cosplaying as a house cat, cuddling with their felines, sipping cocoa, and letting the kittens tug on the loose strings of their Christmas pajamas. We aren't meant for the cold, harsh world of full-time employment! 

At home, we had all of the comforts of the world at our disposal. The fire in the hearth was going strong, warming the home and smelling like cedar. The cats dined on the finest of turkey leftovers, flicking their tails with delight. And after visiting family, we realized the cat we grew up with has a few more salt n' peppa flakes in their fur, but it's still the snuggly bundle of warmth you remembered as a kid. 

Now, cat lovers are thrust back into the flow of the workforce; they dread their commutes and dream of the simpler times of the holiday season before the turn of 2026. Back when the cat's meowing woke them up and their favorite feline made biscuits on their chest as a good morning ritual. Under the cover of their down comforter and without management breathing down their necks, our cats bespoke of a simpler time. 

Alas, now, when we leave the house, the cats taunt our folly, mewing in mockery at our human debacle. Cats never have to clock in, they never have to laugh at a coworker's jokes at 8 AM, and they'll always have the freshest canned food in the bowls at night. Purrhaps, we humans got too comfortable over the break, cosplaying like a feline and enjoying our funemployment. For when the farmer's away, the cats will play, as they say. So we just know that the kitties are at the house right now, throwing a feline party of the century, celebrating the human's return to the workplace as we mourn our change in schedules. 

Oh, to be a furry feline freeloader instead of a responsible adult. 

Not long ago, cats weren't really part of the plan for this person. That changed one summer afternoon when two tiny kittens appeared in the alley behind the house, flea-covered, loud, and completely unafraid. They walked straight up, meowing like they already knew the answer. In that moment, the decision felt less like a choice and more like an understanding. They were coming inside, and life was about to shift.

Since then, those two small souls have grown into healthy, happy kittens who have fully settled into home life. They've developed into a bonded pair, rarely seen apart, moving through the house as a unit. They sleep tangled together, play endlessly, and seem to find comfort simply in being near each other. Their connection feels natural and steady, the kind that's quietly reassuring to watch.

Each kitten brings something different to the household. Stormy, the tuxedo, is openly affectionate and always looking for closeness. Laps, shoulders, and nearby spots are all fair game if it means being near a person. August, the calico, is softer in her approach. She observes first, takes her time, and chooses her moments carefully. When she does lean in for affection, it feels earned and deeply meaningful.

Together, they've changed more than just routines. They've reshaped how the house feels. What started as an unexpected rescue has turned into daily joy, gentle companionship, and the kind of love that sneaks up quietly and stays for good. Sometimes, the best things show up unannounced and refuse to leave.

Cats treat shopping like a very serious field trip. Whether they're riding in a cart, peeking out of a tote, or supervising from a window while bags get unpacked, they approach the whole experience with intense curiosity and zero shame. Shopping isn't just an errand to them. It's an opportunity to inspect, judge, and generally be in charge.

They have strong opinions about aisles. The snack section gets a slow blink of approval. The paper goods are suspicious. Anything that crinkles is immediately interesting and possibly theirs. Cats don't rush through stores. They browse. They scan shelves like they're comparing prices, even though the only thing on their list is vibes. A good shopping trip requires patience, and cats have perfected the art of taking their time.

Once purchases come home, the real fun begins. Every bag must be inspected for quality control. Boxes are claimed before anything is unpacked. Receipts are batted around like toys. Cats move from bag to bag, conducting a full paws-on audit to make sure nothing important was missed.

What makes cats shopping companions so endearing is how seriously they take their role. They're not just along for the ride. They're pawssistants. They help choose the best seat in the cart, provide moral sup-purr-t at checkout, and make sure no bag is left unopened.

Shopping may be a chore for humans, but cats turn it into an event. Add whiskers, toe beans, and a little cattitude, and suddenly even the most routine errand feels like a paw-some experience worth repeating.

Tuxedo man and calico girl – the purrfect couple. 

Have you ever felt like you fit so aesthetically well with your partner? There's something about a contrast of colors, of tastes and vibes that people are complimenting you when you're out. Finding that purrfect partner is never easy for anyone. If you find someone who completes your world, who fulfills your soul, who you can have fun with and also manage each other's deepest array of emotions, and also look cute together on top of all the intimate things going on inside, then you've really found the right person. 

Take these two kitties as an example. A tuxedo guy and calico girl were spotted in an alley behind a kind human's home. He claims they were small, meowing, and covered in fleas but he brought them home anyway. He's decided to make them furrever his. From photoshoots together, to nap time intertwined, to playing with each other, he claims they're inseparable. What could be cuter than a little cat couple? This human really hit the jackpot on the cats, and they hit the jackpot of love with each other. 

At least the cats have their relationship and their love. It's not an easy world to find love, and maybe it never was. But with modern dating apps, brain rot, and the desensitization of intimacy, it may seem impossible to find someone loving and mature enough to make a good companion. No one wants to be alone, despite the era of situationships and casual flings amongst us all. There's a cute tabby, or elegent tuxedo man out there for a good girl, and a beautiful calico, or a fluffy Persian out there for a guy.