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beanside90% of you are now wondering if I've gone off the deep end. Two of you just choked. Long story.
I've come to the conclusion that old muses never leave. They may fade to the back of your mind for a time, but in reality, they're just waiting for something to spark them again.
It might take a while, but they'll always be there.
Why do I bring this up? Because, my beloved Nix poked a muse awake last night. I'll get you for that, love.
I never said he was dead and buried, but I didn't expect to see him anytime soon. But noooo. This morning, I open word, planning on working on my bit o original fic, and guess who's there poking me?
Once I started writing, I remembered why he was once one of my favorite 'voices' to write in. Smart, strong, seriously fucked, what more could one ask? Maybe one who doesn't come with so many connotations in the fandom world?
Yes, we're talking about that casualty of Tallific, the Kirk with a brain and balls. What's that you say? Kirk is a whiny femme bitch? Not in my happy little universe. In my world, he's grown out of that phase, if ever he was in it.
In my mind, he's strong, smart and sarcastic, and a lot of fun to write. Now, if he'd just decide who he's planning on sleeping with, I'd be happy.
And I'd be even happier if the other old musi don't take his lead. I really don't need the runt back.
So, anyway, this got me thinking about the things in fandoms that annoy me, which I am now going to bitch about, in verse form. Aren't you all lucky?
The first thing in fandom that causes so much pain to me is a psycho hosebeast talentless listmum.
The second thing in fandom that causes so much pain to me are two flaming listwars
and a psycho hosebeast talentless listmum.
The third thing in fandom that causes so much pain to me are three whining twinks, two flaming listwars, and a psycho hosebeast talentless listmum.
The fourth thing in fandom that causes so much pain to me are four unbetaed drecks posted, three whining twinks, two flaming listwars, and a psycho hosebeast talentless listmum.
The fifth thing in fandom that causes so much pain to me is five One True Pairings. Four unbetaed drecks posted, three whining twinks, two flaming listwars, and a psycho hosebeast talentless listmum.
The sixth thing in fandom that causes so much pain to me is six unredeemable Mary Sues, five One True Pairings. Four unbetaed drecks posted, three whining twinks, two flaming listwars, and a psycho hosebeast talentless listmum.
The seventh thing in fandom that causes so much pain to me are seven feedback hostages, six unredeemable Mary Sues, five One True Pairings. Four unbetaed drecks posted, three whining twinks, two flaming listwars, and a psycho hosebeast talentless listmum.
The eighth thing in fandom that causes so much pain to me are eight dicks a throbbing, seven feedback hostages, six unredeemable Mary Sues, five One True Pairings. Four unbetaed drecks posted, three whining twinks, two flaming listwars, and a psycho hosebeast talentless listmum.
The ninth thing in fandom that causes so much pain to me are nine misused they'res, eight dicks a throbbing, seven feedback hostages, six unredeemable Mary Sues, five One True Pairings. Four unbetaed drecks posted, three whining twinks, two flaming listwars, and a psycho hosebeast talentless listmum.
The tenth thing in fandom that causes so much pain to me are ten Authors notes in stories, nine misused they'res, eight dicks a throbbing, seven feedback hostages, six unredeemable Mary Sues, five One True Pairings. Four unbetaed drecks posted, three whining twinks, two flaming listwars, and a psycho hosebeast talentless listmum.
And now, I will run before I start rewriting "La Vie Boheme" into something really bad.
I've come to the conclusion that old muses never leave. They may fade to the back of your mind for a time, but in reality, they're just waiting for something to spark them again.
It might take a while, but they'll always be there.
Why do I bring this up? Because, my beloved Nix poked a muse awake last night. I'll get you for that, love.
I never said he was dead and buried, but I didn't expect to see him anytime soon. But noooo. This morning, I open word, planning on working on my bit o original fic, and guess who's there poking me?
Once I started writing, I remembered why he was once one of my favorite 'voices' to write in. Smart, strong, seriously fucked, what more could one ask? Maybe one who doesn't come with so many connotations in the fandom world?
Yes, we're talking about that casualty of Tallific, the Kirk with a brain and balls. What's that you say? Kirk is a whiny femme bitch? Not in my happy little universe. In my world, he's grown out of that phase, if ever he was in it.
In my mind, he's strong, smart and sarcastic, and a lot of fun to write. Now, if he'd just decide who he's planning on sleeping with, I'd be happy.
And I'd be even happier if the other old musi don't take his lead. I really don't need the runt back.
So, anyway, this got me thinking about the things in fandoms that annoy me, which I am now going to bitch about, in verse form. Aren't you all lucky?
The first thing in fandom that causes so much pain to me is a psycho hosebeast talentless listmum.
The second thing in fandom that causes so much pain to me are two flaming listwars
and a psycho hosebeast talentless listmum.
The third thing in fandom that causes so much pain to me are three whining twinks, two flaming listwars, and a psycho hosebeast talentless listmum.
The fourth thing in fandom that causes so much pain to me are four unbetaed drecks posted, three whining twinks, two flaming listwars, and a psycho hosebeast talentless listmum.
The fifth thing in fandom that causes so much pain to me is five One True Pairings. Four unbetaed drecks posted, three whining twinks, two flaming listwars, and a psycho hosebeast talentless listmum.
The sixth thing in fandom that causes so much pain to me is six unredeemable Mary Sues, five One True Pairings. Four unbetaed drecks posted, three whining twinks, two flaming listwars, and a psycho hosebeast talentless listmum.
The seventh thing in fandom that causes so much pain to me are seven feedback hostages, six unredeemable Mary Sues, five One True Pairings. Four unbetaed drecks posted, three whining twinks, two flaming listwars, and a psycho hosebeast talentless listmum.
The eighth thing in fandom that causes so much pain to me are eight dicks a throbbing, seven feedback hostages, six unredeemable Mary Sues, five One True Pairings. Four unbetaed drecks posted, three whining twinks, two flaming listwars, and a psycho hosebeast talentless listmum.
The ninth thing in fandom that causes so much pain to me are nine misused they'res, eight dicks a throbbing, seven feedback hostages, six unredeemable Mary Sues, five One True Pairings. Four unbetaed drecks posted, three whining twinks, two flaming listwars, and a psycho hosebeast talentless listmum.
The tenth thing in fandom that causes so much pain to me are ten Authors notes in stories, nine misused they'res, eight dicks a throbbing, seven feedback hostages, six unredeemable Mary Sues, five One True Pairings. Four unbetaed drecks posted, three whining twinks, two flaming listwars, and a psycho hosebeast talentless listmum.
And now, I will run before I start rewriting "La Vie Boheme" into something really bad.
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Date: 2002-10-25 07:59 pm (UTC)*blink*
Date: 2002-10-26 05:23 am (UTC)*grin* Which brings to mind lyrics for the "La Vie Boheme" mess....
Thank you, m'dear!
Re: *blink*
Date: 2002-10-26 07:17 pm (UTC)I can only imagine what lyrics you'll come up with for that *G*
You are very welcome.