Okay, people.

[beanside]

Now that things have settled down, can we please get back to the porn?

I really like porn.

I've missed the porn.

I think we should make today Porn Friday. Everyone porn! Comment porn, drabble porn, ficlet porn, plotty porn!
Het, slash, Threesome, moresome!

Who's with me??

Comments

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this isn't really comment porn so much as ...

i sell fruit and veg. most of my customers are 90 year old women who have never left the town and are too prim, proper and modest to pee infront of their husbands. when they say "can i have a couple of" whatevers and i hold up two and they say, "no, i want three", i take great pleasure in grinning like a letch and telling them in no uncertain terms that "two is a couple, three is a dirty couple!"

there ususally follows a silent beat and then i watch the lovely old dears blush the fantastic. PORN FRIDAYS! LOL.