Am sick again. Have the flu, despite taking the shot. Until it clears up--six days and counting!--I'll be pretty MIA, because the fever makes it hard to look at the comp screen.
I called out of work on Monday, which was the first time in eight years. I've come home early, but I haven't totally said "Screw you, I can't." Since on Sunday, I was having high fevers with hallucinations, I thought that driving on the beltway might not be good.
Came in on Tuesday, mostly sat like a zombie and prayed for a chainsaw to remove my head. Today, I feel slightly better. I'm aware that the chainsaw would make noise, and willing to wait for an axe to remove my head. *nod* When I cough, I sound like a Studebaker ignition grinding. It's awesome, and makes my throat feel like I took a flame thrower to it.
Side note- Jesus, I'm glad I didn't try to make last weekend's coven event. If I had given y'all this, you'd have formed a posse and killed my ass.
I called out of work on Monday, which was the first time in eight years. I've come home early, but I haven't totally said "Screw you, I can't." Since on Sunday, I was having high fevers with hallucinations, I thought that driving on the beltway might not be good.
Came in on Tuesday, mostly sat like a zombie and prayed for a chainsaw to remove my head. Today, I feel slightly better. I'm aware that the chainsaw would make noise, and willing to wait for an axe to remove my head. *nod* When I cough, I sound like a Studebaker ignition grinding. It's awesome, and makes my throat feel like I took a flame thrower to it.
Side note- Jesus, I'm glad I didn't try to make last weekend's coven event. If I had given y'all this, you'd have formed a posse and killed my ass.