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When the hell did that happen? *puts note in cellphone scheduler to pick up stamps for Christmas cards I'll be writing on Friday*

I figured I'd dash off a quick note to let everyone know that I'm still kicking. Still no clue what the hell is wrong with me. All signs point to gallbladder, all tests are normal. Go figure. After the first of the year, I go for an endoscopy, where they'll knock my ass out and stuff a tube down my throat to get an upclose look at the gallbladder. I seriously hope they find something, because this? Sucks. I'm getting increasingly bitter about the dietary restrictions. I've got a certain amount of flexibilty, in that I can eat low-fat cheese products, as well as slight dairy, but anything beyond that still causes pain. Hell, it's still pissed over the honey-walnut cream cheese I had the other day--it really hates nuts.

I think what pisses me off most is the fact that I'll be stuck eating like this for the foreseeable future, because even if the endoscopy shows something, I'll have to figure out a time to have the damn thing out, which will require shuffling things at work and figuring out a time when I could have a few days off for the surgery.

In the meantime, I get to suck it up. The one good thing is that I never liked chocolate icing on my birthday cake anyway.

Speaking of which...I'm going to be 34 in 12 days? What the fuck? Yeesh. Who authorized that one?

Date: 2006-12-05 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nilchance.livejournal.com
PS: dinner plates. And affectionately hired callgirls. You know why.

Date: 2006-12-05 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beanside.livejournal.com
*snerk* The hooker, if you'll pardon the pun, got the shaft.

And dammit. I snorted sprite. I thought they were perfectly normal sized. Jebus.

Date: 2006-12-05 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nilchance.livejournal.com
It gets better! His hipbones "jab freakishly through the skin", and he has no butt. Also, he squints too much, and he has a VD that Paris caught from Nick-ay.

Poor Jeff. He picked a real winner.

Date: 2006-12-05 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nilchance.livejournal.com
Ooh, AND! His marriage to Sophia was all a WB publicity stunt.

In other news, Hilarie is still a dirty, dirty whore. And that Latina character would've been so much prettier if she had lighter skin.

I can't look away. Send help.

Date: 2006-12-05 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beanside.livejournal.com
Jesus fuck. What a bunch of catty little assholes.

Step away from the TWOP before it eats your soul, sweetheart.

Sleepy Chad commands it.

Date: 2006-12-05 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nilchance.livejournal.com
Aww, sleepy Chad. *pets*

(Seriously? I left out the parts that really qualified for catty. Y'know, about his mom.)

Date: 2006-12-05 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beanside.livejournal.com
Yeouch. Poor Chad.

Date: 2006-12-05 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nilchance.livejournal.com
But then there's snippets about Chad bringing the actress who played Haley herbal tea when she pulled a Jeff, overworked and got deathly ill on set. Herbal tea. I mean... *flappy hands*

(You can see how much work I'm getting done, huh?)

Date: 2006-12-05 09:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beanside.livejournal.com
Oh, god. That's just cripplingly sweet. *loves on the Chad*

Really busy, huh?

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