And then, there's a bearded fetus.

*snuggles back*

Hey and also, I bet $5 you haven't heard of seperis's Crimes Against Humanity SGA AU. And I just re-found it today and made myself remember to tell you since it's right the hell up your alley. Sheppard, Rodney, Elizabeth, et al are political prisoners on an Alcatraz-style Atlantis prison colony. Everyone is so THEMSELVES as they'd be if they were amoral sociopaths. ...Okay, more amoral and sociopathic.

John's a half-feral, more-than-half-insane sociopathic Spec. Ops assassin who was ultimately sent up by the US military when he outlived his usefulness to them and, oh yeah, leveled the entire nation of Afganistan with....

...Rodney's ZPM bomb. He destroyed an inhabited solar system during it's first "test".

Elizabeth staged a violent coup to bring the entirety of South America under her sole command - through her political savvy, yes, but mostly her ability to inspire cult-like devotion to her person - with the ultimate goal of taking over the planet.

And there's McShep porn and it is MADE OF WIN IN ALL THE BEST, WRONGEST WAYS.

http://seperis.livejournal.com/tag/sga:+crimes+against+humanity?style=mine