I broke my wife!

[beanside]

So, we kind of lost the old vibrator about three weeks ago, and just got time and energy to go to the creepy sex store (trademark, Jess). It's one of those that has viewing booths, and while we were checking out, we had creepy guy waiting with his tokens to go watch busty anal beauties or whatever.

Anyhow, we got home, and promptly tried out our new shiny bullet vibes. Now, Jess is sitting here with massive muscle spasms. I broke it. *sniff* My wife that is. The vibes are just fine, and very, uh forceful.

Colt brand, seriously. Long lasting and really strong vibes. Just...be careful.

Comments

[lomer.livejournal.com]

Did you learn NOTHING from Supernatural? The Colt slays demons! Of course it will also provide strongly intense orgasms. It's a COLT.

Hey, hey... to go along with your Colt you could also get a MAGIC BULLET.

Apparently I think vibrators are funny tonight. Ignore me. I'm tipsy.

[lomer.livejournal.com]

Oh you did use a bullet. Nevermind. I don't read well when drunk.

The magic bullet does make the Supernatural Colt analogy even better though.

[earthkat.livejournal.com]

Oh noes! Sorry you broke your wife *smirk*

You might want to try old batteries, or drain that battery by leaving it on for a while while not using it.

I have a problem with vibrations from the fibro, and found that old batteries work best.