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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2025-11-29 03:07 pm

[ SECRET SUBMISSIONS POST #987 ]

[ SECRET SUBMISSIONS POST #987 ]




The first secret from this batch will be posted on December 6th.



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mific: John sheppard head and shoulders against gold orange sunset (Sheppard orange)
mific ([personal profile] mific) wrote in [community profile] fancake2025-11-29 10:28 pm

SGA: Unmanifest Destiny by vain_glorious

Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Characters/Pairings: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan, Sam Carter
Rating: Unrated. I'd say, Teen.
Length: 8260
Content Notes: The author chose not to warn.
If you'd much rather know about major AO3 warnings and be spoiled for the reveal at the end, click the arrow at left. SPOILERS John has died and it's his ghost or semi-ascended self keeping the team company on their memorial road trip. He's kind of in denial about this until the end, after which he ascends.
Creator Links: vain_glorious on AO3
Themes: Mystery and suspense, Road trips, Team, Friendship, AU: fork in the road

Summary: Following the events of 5X01, Team Sheppard goes to Earth and takes a roadtrip across the US.

Reccer's Notes: The team, plus newborn Torren, are back in the USA, travelling across the country and stopping at all John's favourite attractions. It should be a fun time, but they're all in unhappy moods and John can't get them to perk up at all. As the story progresses, we become aware that something's off, but it's hard to figure out what. The mystery's finally made clear in a possibly hopeful ending, depending on your point of view. It's not for those who don't like any darkness in their fics, but there's great characterisation and it's very well written, surprisingly funny at times, and the ending is powerful.

Fanwork Links: Unmanifest Destiny

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Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-11-28 04:30 pm

Books by Sarah MacLean, Christina Lauren, & More

Posted by Amanda

The Shots You Take

The Shots You Take by Rachel Reid is $1.99! This m/m hockey romance released earlier this year. Did any of you pick it up?

A sweet and sexy hockey romance about two ex-teammates and former best friends with benefits who are about to discover whether you can ever really have a second chance, from the USA TODAY bestselling author of Heated Rivalry and The Long Game.

After moving back to his hometown ten years ago, Riley Tuck thought he had left his major league hockey career—and his broken heart—far behind. But when an unexpected tragedy strikes, it brings ex-teammate and former best friend with benefits Adam Sheppard back into his life.

Coming to the small town of Avery River, Nova Scotia, might have been a mistake. Adam’s not sure he’ll ever win back Riley’s trust after the way they left things—and the attention he’s getting as a huge hockey star isn’t exactly helping. Yet the chemistry that crackles between them is undeniable, even now.

As Adam helps Riley navigate his grief, long-buried feelings start to resurface. But they’ll have to square off with their complicated past if they’re going to have a real shot at a new beginning.

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You can find ordering info for this book here.

 

 

 

Tangled Up in You

Tangled Up in You by Christina Lauren is $2.99! This is book four in the Meant to Be Disney retellings series. I believe I’ve heard this one has some slightly darker elements than what you’d think, specifically about the heroine’s upbringing.

She has a dream. He has a plan. Together they’ll take a leap of faith.

Ren has never held an iPhone, googled the answer to a question, or followed a crush on social media. What she has done: read a book or two, or three (okay, hundreds). Taught herself to paint. Built a working wind power system from scratch. But for all the books she’s read, Ren has never found one that’s taught a woman raised on a homestead and off the grid for most of her twenty-two years how to live in the real world. So when she finally achieves her lifelong dream of attending Corona College, it feels like her life is finally beginning.

Fitz has the rest of his life mapped out: graduate from Corona at the top of his class, get his criminal record wiped clean, and pass himself off as the rich, handsome player everyone thinks he is. He’s a few months short from checking off step one of his plans when Ren Gylden, with her cascading blonde hair and encyclopedic brain, crashes into his life, and for the first time Fitz’s plan is in jeopardy.

But a simple assignment in their immunology seminar changes the course of both their lives, and suddenly they’re thrown out of the frying pan and into the fire on a road trip that will lead them in the most unexpected directions. Out on the open road, the world somehow shifts, and the unlikely pair realize that, maybe, the key to the dreams they’ve both been chasing have been sitting next to them the whole time.

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You can find ordering info for this book here.

 

 

 

Bombshell

Bombshell by Sarah MacLean is $1.99! This is the first book in the Hell’s Belles series. There are a couple more MacLean books on sale. Elyse gave this one a B-:

Objectively I can look at this book and say that some readers may have an issue with how much time spent on the girl-gang scenes versus the romance, but also ONE OF THEM SPECIALIZES IN EXPLOSIONS. I think part of this imbalance is to set up the rest of the series, but the gang’s quest for justice was very heisty and fun.

New York Times bestselling author Sarah MacLean returns with a blazingly sexy, unapologetically feminist new series, Hell’s Belles, beginning with a bold, bombshell of a heroine, able to dispose of a scoundrel—or seduce one—in a single night.

After years of living as London’s brightest scandal, Lady Sesily Talbot has embraced the reputation and the freedom that comes with the title. No one looks twice when she lures a gentleman into the dark gardens beyond a Mayfair ballroom…and no one realizes those trysts are not what they seem.

No one, that is, but Caleb Calhoun, who has spent years trying not to notice his best friend’s beautiful, brash, brilliant sister. If you ask him, he’s been a saint about it, considering the way she looks at him…and the way she talks to him…and the way she’d felt in his arms during their one ill-advised kiss.

Except someone has to keep Sesily from tumbling into trouble during her dangerous late-night escapades, and maybe close proximity is exactly what Caleb needs to get this infuriating, outrageous woman out of his system. But now Caleb is the one in trouble, because he’s fast realizing that Sesily isn’t for forgetting…she’s forever. And forever isn’t something he can risk.

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You can find ordering info for this book here.

 

 

 

The Villain Edit

The Villain Edit by Laurie Devore is $1.99! I can’t determine if this is more chick lit/book with strong romantic elements or an actual contemporary romance. If you’ve read this, let us know in the comments!

Emily Henry meets Fleabag…and The Bachelor! An irresistibly sharp and sexy dramedy about a cynical romance novelist who goes on a  reality show to revive her career, only to discover that while she may have just met the love of her life, the producers have turned her into the show’s villain.

“The perfect beach read…a real page-turner. Don’t be surprised if you finish it in one day!”–In Touch Magazine

“Fun and frothy… endlessly entertaining.”–Glamour

Good villains make good TV.

Romance novelist Jacqueline Matthis’s big career has gone bust and she’s ditched the bright lights of New York City for her more affordable South Carolina hometown. Desperate, Jac dreams up a comeback plan—she is going to be a contestant on the 1, the most obsessively watched reality dating show in the world.

After all Jac is a romance writer—she knows how to pull off a meet-cute and create a spicy plotline.

On set, Jac quickly establishes herself as a front-runner for bachelor Marcus’s heart, but she’s shocked to discover who’s actually pulling the strings. How was she to know that Henry Foster, her last one-night stand before the show, was actually a longtime producer on the 1? Henry is just as horrified…but they can’t seem to keep their hands off each other.

As Jac plays the game and the show unfurls, she slowly discovers that she’s getting the villain edit. They say there’s no such thing as bad publicity, but as Jac’s secret plan begins crumbling around her, she’s not so sure. What happens if Marcus chooses her? Worse, what happens if her affair with Henry comes to light? What if, in trying to save her career, Jac has ruined her life?

Heartbreaking, smart, and sexy, this novel is for anyone who has ever secretly rooted for—or felt like—the villain.

“THE VILLAIN EDIT is perfect for people who, like me, love mess. I devoured it in one sitting and was left with a total book hangover—it’s the ideal combination of propulsive psychological thrill and delicious romantic tension.”–Olivie Blake, New York Times bestselling author of The Atlas Six

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Cake Wrecks ([syndicated profile] cakewrecks_feed) wrote2025-11-28 02:00 pm

The Turkey Aftermath

Posted by Jen

Ahhh, turkey cake wrecks. The bane-yet-blessing of my bloggy existence.

::pause::

Wanna see some more?

If there were a Vegas review starring hot dogs and/or Twinkies...uh...dangit, now I kind of wish that actually existed. Somebody get on that, will you?

 

The irony, it runs deep.

(For extra lolz, just imagine the little feet wiggling.)

 

I'm sure you've seen ads for those turkey ice cream cakes. You know, these ones?

 

 

Well, expectation, meet reality:

(Once you start seeing this as a greased pig stuck in a rabbit hole, it's pretty much all you CAN see.)

 

And finally, I've seen my share of disturbing turkey cakes, believe me. (BELIEVE ME.) And yet, I think this really could be the MOST disturbing turkey cake I have ever seen.

[blinking]

Turkey cake is people!  

TURKEY CAKE IS PEOPLE!!

 

Thanks to wreckporters Beth J., Nicki B., Rebecca W., & Courtney for "working" on a holiday. Extra leftovers for you, guys!

*****

Here's a new game - at least to me - that's getting rave reviews for family game time:

Beat That! The Bonkers Battle Of Wacky Challenges

Beat That comes with a huge assortment of physical game challenges, from bouncing balls into cups to picking up dice with a pair of chopsticks, and you bet with tokens on which challenges you think you can beat inside the time limit. Looks like fast-paced, silly fun. I'm thinking of bringing it to Thanksgiving this year, to break up the post-turkey sleepy time, heh.

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-11-28 07:00 am

Introducing the Smart Bitches Candle Collection!

Posted by SB Sarah

I have a special holiday offering this year: Smart Bitches limited edition candles!

A black 11oz jar candle with the bad decisions book club logo on it - a burgundy book open like a tent with light coming out, with just one more page written on the side .     A white jar candle with the SBTB logo of the four 50s ladies with a 20th anniversary insignia on the bottom front  


I partnered with Wax Cabin Candle Company, an independent small chandlery, to offer two limited edition candles just for the holiday season!

They are on sale now, Friday November 28, through early January, and you can buy one or both in a gift set.

might have had a good time with Photoshop while working on this project.

The cover for Castles in the Air by Christina Dodd, infamous because the heroine, a woman in a long white gown, has three hands. Kneeling above her is a knight with a red cross and chain mail. They're in a gold frame, and next to each of her three hands is an SBTB candle.

I worked really hard on making sure the scents were mellow and pleasant. I was going for ‘warm and elegant,’ and I think I hit it. Many thanks to Jen from Wax Cabin for being so patient with me.

The Smart Bitches 20th Anniversary candle is an 11 ounce hand poured soy candle with notes of sea salt, book pages, sandalwood and jasmine.

The Bad Decisions Book Club candle, also 11 ounces, is designed to be the perfect pairing for late night reading, with scents of sweet tobacco, book pages, leather, rose, and sandalwood. I had a marvelous time picking out the scents.

I was worried the scent wasn’t strong enough when I took them out of the box, but once lit they give a warm and soothing scent that isn’t overpowering.

Each candle is $28, or $50 for both in a gift set, with free shipping on orders over $70. The candles are hand-poured with 100% soy wax, and each is in a glass jar that you can reuse or refill. They should burn between 60 and 70 hours.

Decadent by Shayla Black - a gold background with a spoonful of dipping honey with the two candles photoshopped into the honey

(Why Decadent? It’s only the most famous, and most NSFW work review ever written. SRSLY NSFW!)

So if you’re looking for the perfect gift for yourself or the book lovers in your life, the 2025 Smart Bitches Candle Collection will be available now through early January.

You can shop small, support the site, and spread light and warmth this year.

Happy holidays everyone!

 

Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-11-28 07:00 am

694. Holiday Wishes II with Agnés, Emily, Sarah Jane and Jenn

Posted by SB Sarah

Blue gift box with silver ribbonReady for more wishes and recs? And bad jokes? I bet you are! This week we’re talking with Agnes, Emily, Sarah Jane, and Jenn – and Min the cat.

And in the outro, you’ll hear from ShoesforAll, aka Sarah.

And! Important announcement 1: thanks to your Patreon pledges, we have reached our goal with the F’ICE campaign, and all dynamic ads will be turned off permanently for everyone who listens. Thank you so much!

Important announcement 2: the Smart Bitches Candle Collection is LIVE! I partnered with Wax Cabin Candle Company, an independent small chandlery, to offer two limited edition candles just for the holiday season!

A black 11oz jar candle with the bad decisions book club logo on it - a burgundy book open like a tent with light coming out, with just one more page written on the sideThey are on sale now, Friday November 28, through early January, and you can buy one or both in a gift set!

The Smart Bitches 20th Anniversary candle is an 11 ounce hand poured soy candle with notes of sea salt, book pages, sandalwood and jasmine.

The Bad Decisions Book Club candle, also 11 ounces, is designed to be the perfect pairing for late night reading, with scents of sweet tobacco, book pages, leather, rose, and sandalwood. I had a marvelous time picking out the scents.

So if you’re looking for the perfect gift for yourself or the book lovers in your life, check out the 2025 Smart Bitches Candle collection. You can shop small, support the site, and spread light and warmth this year.

 

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Here are the books we discuss in this podcast:

We also mentioned:

And of course, here is a picture of Min the cat, who recommends pets and crashing podcast recordings with too much fabulousness.

Show Spoiler

Min, a longerhaired orange tabby on the lap of Sarah Jane, who has headphones and grey hair and glasses peeking over Min's back

The orange juice box of love, empty headed garbage boy Min.

 

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What did you think of today's episode? Got ideas? Suggestions? You can talk to us on the blog entries for the podcast or talk to us on Facebook if that's where you hang out online. You can email us at sbjpodcast@gmail.com or you can call and leave us a message at our Google voice number: 201-371-3272. Please don't forget to give us a name and where you're calling from so we can work your message into an upcoming podcast.

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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2025-11-27 05:10 pm

[ SECRET POST #6901 ]


⌈ Secret Post #6901 ⌋

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Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-11-27 04:30 pm

A Mystery, John Scalzi, & More

Posted by Amanda

That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

RECOMMENDED: That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon by Kimberly Lemming is $2.99 and a KDD! Carrie reviewed this one and gave it a B:

This book was perfect entertainment for my stressed out brain, and I was definitely rooting for those two wacky kids to have their HEA.

Spice trader Cinnamon’s quiet life is turned upside down when she ends up on a quest with a fiery demon, in this irreverently quirky rom-com fantasy that is sweet, steamy, and funny as hell.

All she wanted to do was live her life in peace—maybe get a cat, expand the family spice farm. Really, anything that didn’t involve going on an adventure where an orc might rip her face off. But they say the goddess has favorites, and if so, Cin is clearly not one of them.

After Cin saves the demon Fallon in a wine-drunk stupor, Fallon reveals that all he really wants to do is kill an evil witch enslaving his people. And who can blame him? But now he’s dragging Cinnamon along for the ride whether she likes it or not. On the bright side, at least he keeps burning off his shirt.…

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Vera Wong’s Unsolicited Advice for Murderers

Vera Wong’s Unsolicited Advice for Murderers by Jesse Q. Sutanto is $1.99! If you’re on the senior sleuths train, you may already have this one on your radar. For those who have read it, what did you think?

A lonely shopkeeper takes it upon herself to solve a murder in the most peculiar way in this captivating mystery by Jesse Q. Sutanto, bestselling author of Dial A for Aunties.

Vera Wong is a lonely little old lady–ah, lady of a certain age–who lives above her forgotten tea shop in the middle of San Francisco’s Chinatown. Despite living alone, Vera is not needy, oh no. She likes nothing more than sipping on a good cup of Wulong and doing some healthy detective work on the Internet about what her Gen-Z son is up to.

Then one morning, Vera trudges downstairs to find a curious thing–a dead man in the middle of her tea shop. In his outstretched hand, a flash drive. Vera doesn’t know what comes over her, but after calling the cops like any good citizen would, she sort of . . . swipes the flash drive from the body and tucks it safely into the pocket of her apron. Why? Because Vera is sure she would do a better job than the police possibly could, because nobody sniffs out a wrongdoing quite like a suspicious Chinese mother with time on her hands. Vera knows the killer will be back for the flash drive; all she has to do is watch the increasing number of customers at her shop and figure out which one among them is the killer.

What Vera does not expect is to form friendships with her customers and start to care for each and every one of them. As a protective mother hen, will she end up having to give one of her newfound chicks to the police?

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You can find ordering info for this book here.

 

 

 

The Kaiju Preservation Society

RECOMMENDED: The Kaiju Preservation Society by John Scalzi is $2.99! Carrie read this one and gave it a coveted squee grade:

Oh wow, you guys, The Kaiju Preservation Society is an absolute blast – so much so that it provided me with oodles of entertainment and happiness on a recent drive with my husband, my mother, and 2 teens, the latter of which were crammed into the backseat of the car with me. Believe me when I say that there can be no higher tribute to this book than the fact that I did not murder anyone on this trip. Yet.

The Kaiju Preservation Society is John Scalzi’s first standalone adventure since the conclusion of his New York Times bestselling Interdependency trilogy.

When COVID-19 sweeps through New York City, Jamie Gray is stuck as a dead-end driver for food delivery apps. That is, until Jamie makes a delivery to an old acquaintance, Tom, who works at what he calls “an animal rights organization.” Tom’s team needs a last-minute grunt to handle things on their next field visit. Jamie, eager to do anything, immediately signs on.

What Tom doesn’t tell Jamie is that the animals his team cares for are not here on Earth. Not our Earth, at at least. In an alternate dimension, massive dinosaur-like creatures named Kaiju roam a warm and human-free world. They’re the universe’s largest and most dangerous panda and they’re in trouble.

It’s not just the Kaiju Preservation Society that’s found its way to the alternate world. Others have, too–and their carelessness could cause millions back on our Earth to die.

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You can find ordering info for this book here.

 

 

 

Seven Dukes of Sin: Books 1-3

Seven Dukes of Sin: Books 1-3 by Mariah Stone is $1.99! This is a Kindle Daily Deal. Two bucks for three historical romances is a pretty good deal.

Three full-length novels. One great price. Limited time only.
Three Dukes. Three Sins. Three Games You Can’t Resist.

Over 1,000+ pages of sizzling passion, ruthless wagers, and irresistible danger in this exclusive boxset of the first three novels in the Seven Dukes of Sin series.

Book 1 — DUKE OF RATH – Beauty and the Beast meets Marriage of Convenience

A brooding Duke haunted by guilt. A brilliant woman he swore never to touch. Each act of defiance shatters his control—until she uncovers the secret that could destroy them both.

Book 2 — DUKE OF LUHST – Brother’s Best Friend Romance

London’s most notorious rake. His best friend’s off-limits sister. One scandalous wager ignites a game of seduction neither can win without losing their hearts.

Book 3 — DUKE OF PRYDE – Grumpy Duke meets Sunshine Archaeologist

A cold-hearted Duke. A headstrong bluestocking who despises him. A marriage of necessity that turns into the fight—and passion—of a lifetime.

 Enemies-to-lovers tension you can cut with a knife
 Forced proximity that sets the pages ablaze
 Dark family secrets & shattering revelations
 Strong heroines who give as good as they get
 Satisfying happily-ever-afters that will melt you

Perfect for fans of Tessa Dare, Lisa Kleypas & Julia Quinn—this steamy Regency romance collection will leave you breathless and begging for the next Duke.

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You can find ordering info for this book here.

 

 

 

Cake Wrecks ([syndicated profile] cakewrecks_feed) wrote2025-11-27 02:00 pm

12 Thanksgiving Cakes To Make You EXTRA Thankful

Posted by Jen

John and I actually had our Thanksgiving dinner with family on Monday, and we had ham instead of turkey, but it was still totally Thanksgiving dinner because we used cloth napkins and the phrases "What's that supposed to mean?" and "No, YOU'RE wrong!" were used. YAY HOLIDAYS.

If that doesn't already make you feel more thankful, then here are twelve wrecks to remind you just how blessed you are to have a phone with Internet access so you can look at goofy cake pictures while your family argues politics. (Yeah, I know you're out there. Welcome!)

"Bad news, sir: the tiny phalluses have us surrounded. 

"Also, you're on fire."

 

It's the original Thanksgiving streaker!

(But what in the name of Stovetop is that "stuffing" made of?)

 

This bird is here to PUMP... *clap!* ...YOU UP!

"HURRRG! Watch me flex, ya!"

 

And this:

...is an EX-turkey.

(I can't help it; those stiff little legs crack me up every. single. time. And then I start pining for the fjords...)

 

Aw, don't cry, little fella! I'm sure all turkey cakes have visible bowels.

Or at least the ones around here, anyway.

 

This cake doesn't need commentary; it needs a sound effect.

Something like, "BLTTHHHHPPPPPPPPPP. THPP."

 

As a proud geek girl, I usually use the word "shiny" as a compliment.

Not this time. 

Also, that "cake" is butted up against real raw potatoes. You know how I know they're real potatoes? Because they're the only thing on that platter that looks like the thing they're supposed to be.

 

A lot of people have complained about Christmas decorations creeping in alongside all the Thanksgiving ones this year, but I didn't think it was so bad 'til I saw this:

YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE, GINGERBREAD MAN.

 

Now for a quick etiquette lesson:

This is why you should always chew with your mouth closed.

And also why you should never confuse your TP with TNT. (Ouch.)

 

Which reminds me: anyone else think this turkey is mooning us?

Or is that too much of a stretch?

(HEYO!)

 

So in conclusion, allow me and the Ghost of Turkeys Past here to wish you a very Happy...

..."Itanksgiving."

 

Or, as most of us know it:

"Gooble Gooble Day." 

 

Thanks to Kimberly H.,  Craig, Katrina O., Sam K., David G., Michael H., Sara G., Ardin A., Susan F., Deborah B., Travis S., & Carolyn H. for the Thanksgiving thankfulness.

******

P.S. Remember, it's never too early for Christmas decorations... in your beard:

BEARDAMENTS Beard Lights & Baubles


Even if you don't have a beard - or know someone with a beard you could convince to wear these - I highly recommend checking out the customer photo gallery, haha. "RH" in the red shirt has an especially majestic display. :D

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-11-27 11:01 am

Black Friday Deals on Reading Devices

Posted by SB Sarah

Happy Thanksgiving, if you’re celebrating!

My inbox is overstuffed with Black Friday email messages, but I grabbed a few of the device deals from Kobo and Kindle to share with y’all. 

Stuff We Like: Black Friday deals on Devices

If you’ve got Black Friday deals you’re shopping, please drop them in the comments of the post! If I tried to list them all I’d be at my desk until 2029, and my back would be very sad.

Happy holidays – may everything be peaceful and deliciou!

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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2025-11-26 05:40 pm

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⌈ Secret Post #6900 ⌋

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Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-11-26 07:00 pm

Links: Mostly Videos

Posted by Amanda

Workspace with computer, journal, books, coffee, and glasses.Welcome back, everyone!

For those celebrating, are we ready for Thanksgiving?

Pet death

Today, we’ve made the decision to let Linus go. Some of you may remember he was diagnosed with cancer in the summer. I’ve never been more thankful for carbs and I said to my partner that we should have known he would be as much of an asshole in death as he was in life. BECAUSE THIS IS A REALLY INCONVENIENT TIME, LINUS!

If you would like, please share any funny pet stories in the comments.

Apologies if posting a bunch of videos is a little “phoning it in” today.

If anyone is curious how my Romance TBR Takedown experiment is going. I’m two books down! I’ve also discovered that the “partner picks” prompt is a real monkey’s paw scenario.

This was sent in by Jen! Several publishers have been revealed to be using AI staff on their websites, which led to the exposure of an international publishing scam.

Sarah and I recently discussed 2026 trends and she predicts seeing an uptick in more AI nonsense in the book space.

What if it was hunting season at Swan Lake?

I recently found this YouTube channel of “found footage” from old VHS tapes. Not sure how real it is, but a girl can dream.

And if you want a feel good story, enjoy this interview with an archivist preserving NYC’s queer history.

Don’t forget to share what cool or interesting things you’ve seen, read, or listened to this week! And if you have anything you think we’d like to post on a future Wednesday Links, send it my way!

Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-11-26 04:30 pm

Books by Mia Sosa, Tessa Bailey, & More

Posted by Amanda

Roll for Romance

Roll for Romance by Lenora Woods is $1.99! This is a contemporary romance with a cute cover and tabletop gaming theme. Were any of you excited for this?

Two fledgling tabletop gamers find themselves falling for each other—both in and out of their weekly D&D sessions—in this charming, fantasy-tinged romance.

“Sweet, charming, and wonderful!”—Sarah Beth Durst, author of The Spellshop

When Sadie Brooks unexpectedly loses her marketing job, she flees New York City to spend the summer with her best friend in small-town Texas, where joining his Dungeons & Dragons campaign is the perfect distraction while she plans her next steps.

In the game, she becomes Jaylie, a powerful human cleric blessed by the Goddess of Luck. But in real life, Sadie believes her luck has run out—until she meets Noah Walker, the outgoing bartender roped into joining their party as Loren, an adventurous and charismatic lute-strumming elf. Just as Jaylie finds herself succumbing to the bard’s charms over the course of their party’s travels, Sadie also begins to fall under Noah’s spell.

As their relationship progresses in both worlds, Sadie wonders if what they have might last beyond the game. But like his traveling bard character, Noah never stays in one place for long. When a new opportunity arises in New York, Sadie must face the truth about why she lost her job in the first place—and whether she and Noah have found something in Texas worth staying for. Torn between her career dreams in the city and the exciting uncertainty of a new adventure, she will have no choice but to roll the dice.

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When Javi Dumped Mari

When Javi Dumped Mari by Mia Sosa is $1.99! We had a guest review of this one by PamG, and she gave it a B-:

So, read this book for the solid writing, excellent characterization, frequent humor, and emotional story, or read it for your Bingo card. Friends to lovers, class differences, or a third unnamed category that might spoil the ending. Overall, I’m glad I read it, reservations and all.

The USA Today bestselling author of The Worst Best Man is back with a fun and flirty rom-com about a pact between friends that goes awry when one of them suddenly decides to get married.

Two best friends. One wedding to stop. Countless shenanigans.

On the eve of their college graduation, best friends Javier Báez and Marisol Campos swore never to date someone the other doesn’t approve of. Now, almost a decade later, Javi has a problem. Mari, the woman he’s secretly pined for since sophomore year, is engaged—and Javi didn’t even get the chance to vet the Pedro Pascal knockoff she plans to marry.

A successful entertainment lawyer in Los Angeles, Mari is no longer seeking Javi’s dating advice or waiting for him to declare his love for her. Instead, she’s made a different pact—with herself. And to succeed, Mari’s vowing to build a future with someone else.

With his life and theater career finally on track, Javi’s ready to confess his feelings. Except Mari’s changed the script and moved on without him. Javi has just six weeks to convince Mari this marriage is a flop. If that means he needs to ruffle some feathers to help her avert a disaster, well, he’s up for the challenge. After all, isn’t that what best friends are for?

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Unfortunately Yours

Unfortunately Yours by Tessa Bailey is $1.99! This is book two in the A Vine Mess series. It’s the classic case of “I need to be married to access my trust fund!” Normally it’s the hero in this scenario, but this time it’s the heroine.

#1 New York Times bestselling author Tessa Bailey is back in Napa Valley with this hilarious rom-com about a down-on-her-luck heiress who suggests a mutually beneficial marriage of convenience to a man she can’t stand… only to discover there’s a fine line between love and hate.

After losing her job and her fiancé in one fell swoop, Natalie Vos returned home to lick her wounds. A few months later, she’s sufficiently drowned her sorrows in cabernet and she’s ready to get back on her feet. She just needs her trust fund to finance her new business venture. Unfortunately, the terms require she marry before she can have the money. And well, dumped, remember?

But Natalie is desperate enough to propose to a man who makes her want to kill him—and kiss him, in equal measure.

August Cates may own a vineyard, but he doesn’t know jack about making wine. He’s determined to do his late best friend proud, no matter what it takes. Except his tasting room is empty, his wine is disgusting (seriously, he once saw someone gag), and his buddy’s legacy is circling the drain. No bank will give him the loan he needs to turn the business around… and then the gorgeous, feisty heiress knocks on his door.

Natalie has haunted August’s dreams since the moment they met, but their sizzling chemistry immediately morphed into simmering insults. Now, a quickie marriage could help them both. A sham wedding, a few weeks living under the same roof, and then they can go their separate ways—assuming they make it out alive. How hard could it be?

There’s just one thing they didn’t account for: their unfortunate, unbearable, undeniable attraction.

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The Courting of Bristol Keats

The Courting of Bristol Keats by Mary E. Pearson is $2.99! I mentioned this one on Hide Your Wallet when it came out in November 2024. Did any of you pick this up?

From NEW YORK TIMES bestselling author Mary E. Pearson comes a thrilling romantic fantasy full of dangerous fae, dark secrets, and addictive romance– the first book in a duology.

After losing both their parents, Bristol Keats and her sisters struggle to stay afloat in their small, quiet town of Bowskeep. When Bristol begins to receive letters from an “aunt” she’s never heard of who promises she can help, she reluctantly agrees to meet—and discovers that everything she thought she knew about her family is a lie. Even her father might still be alive, not killed but kidnapped by terrifying creatures to a whole other realm—the one he is from.

Desperate to save her father and find the truth, Bristol journeys to a land of gods and fae and monsters. Pulled into a dangerous world of magic and intrigue, she makes a deadly bargain with the fae king, Tyghan. But what she doesn’t know is that he’s the one who drove her parents to live a life on the run. And he is just as determined as she is to find her father—dead or alive.

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Cake Wrecks ([syndicated profile] cakewrecks_feed) wrote2025-11-26 02:00 pm

"Takes Direction Well"

Posted by Jen

Ever feel like you've lost your direction in life? 

Do you find yourself wandering aimlessly through bakery aisles and back alley icing parlors*?

* I don't actually know if back alley icing parlors exist, but a girl can dream.

Are you stuck in the hangar bay of life, waiting for the pod bay doors of opportunity to open up and spit you out into the sucking black void of PURPOSE?

If the answer is yes, maybe, or "huh?", then have I got the job for you!

That's right, my friends, the time has never been riper to be a Wreckerator! Or a person who likes to mix metaphors badly, like a withered, overripe tree in space. 

But let's focus on the wrecking thing for now, shall we?

We're looking for a few good pairs of hands (preferably attached to still-functioning torsos) that can follow directions TO THE LETTER.

And by "we" I mean "me."

And if you see something grammatically wrong with that statement, then I'm afraid you're already disqualified. Kindly collect your complimentary "Prefessional Baker" buttons at the door and show yourselves out.

Now, for the rest of you, just LOOK at all the exciting things your future could have in store!

The glamor! The excitement! The satisfaction of giving a customer EXACTLY what they ask for!

But the REAL cherry on top? Someday you, too, could write, "cherry on top" on one of your orders!

Consider this something to work toward.

Now, who here failed Biology?

Ah, excellent! 

Because next up: baby shower cakes.


Thanks to Inge D., Stephanie S., Emily S., Stephanie H., & Sargam M. for being the wind beneath my leaves. Except there's no wind...IN SPACE.

*****

P.S. I found a book right up our wrecky alley:

A Wizard's Guide To Defensive Baking

I don't even need a synopsis. I'm sold.

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-11-26 09:00 am

Boys Who Hunt by Clarissa Wild

Posted by Amanda

C+

Boys Who Hunt

by Clarissa Wild
December 27, 2024

There is a more extensive list of triggers and warnings on the author’s website that goes into more detail, especially regarding kinks.

Boys Who Hunt is a dark, bully, why choose romance, and it was the art that made me read it. I was advertised a Kickstarter for special editions and I was like, Whoa, that cover art is gorgeous. It reminded me a lot of the dreamy art styles I see in romance manhwa (Korean comics).

Also, when I finish a book, I like to debrief with my fiance. It’s not uncommon for me to start pacing around our bedroom at 1am while I ramble nonsensically at my sleepy partner. However, my partner was out of town this past week, so my rambling was done over the phone and the entire time they thought the title was Boys Who Cunt.

And they just…rolled with it. Nary a “Wait a sec, what?” was uttered.

I digress.

Ivy Clark is a scholarship student at a prestigious university, but she’s in desperate need of money for *reasons*.

Reasons explained

Ivy took her younger half sister out of an abusive situation and her sister’s biological dad is out for revenge. Ivy’s being extorted to the tune of thousands of dollars to keep her and her sister’s whereabouts a secret.

She’s doing her best to make ends meet but it’s not enough. Her solution is to go to a frat party and rob the wealthy mean boys: Silas, Heath, and Max. I love this setup. And she almost gets away with it! Unfortunately, in her haste to escape, she leaves one of her hearing aids behind. Ivy’s hearing loss is briefly explained and does come up in a few scenes, so it’s not mentioned once and then forgotten.

The three heroes eventually catch up with her and since she can’t return the money, she essentially “agrees” (or rather is blackmailed) to pay off her debt with sexual servitude.

A breakdown of the dudes:

Silas: Ring leader. Serial killer. Pretty fucked up.

Heath: Playboy. Serial killer. A little less fucked up.

Max: Stalker. Not a serial killer. The least fucked up.

All of them, of course, are weapons trained and can handle themselves in a high speed chase. Just normal frat boy things.

The plot is a big rinse and repeat of extreme sexual situations with minor updates to the suspense thread of Ivy’s predicament (as noted in the above spoiler).

This is technically a spin-off, or a continuation of the first three Spine Ridge University books. The three heroes are the children of heroines and heroes are those books, and each heroine seems to have three-ish partners in a throuple situation. So there are a TON of people that make up these family trees. There’s a lineage chart at the beginning, but there’s just too many people.

The characters were fine and a little silly. Like, come on, three frat guys who have an armory in their frat house and are also serial killers? Also Silas’s dad is the dean of the university and has to have a come to Jesus talk with his son to stop killing people. When I was in college, the frat guys on campus were just known for covering poor pledges in catfish stinkbait and raw eggs. (Yes, this is real. Google it.)

The book does suffer because of the length and the obnoxiously large cast. If you’re familiar with the prior books, it might be easier for you to keep track of all the parents and their histories.

If you like a romance with dark heroes who do an “oops, I have a feeling and I’m going to make it everyone’s problem,” you might like this. As I mentioned earlier, I kept reading in anticipation for the group–namely Silas–to realize his heart grew three sizes that day.

On the plus side, these characters, especially the parents, make frequent appearances and had me motivated to read from the beginning of the series. I did buy book one immediately after finishing this.

Typically, I can breeze through a book in a few hours. I have the terrible habit, though, of starting books late at night and then I can’t stop. When I was reading this, I kept looking at the slow crawl of the percent. I’d been reading for a couple hours and I hadn’t even made it half way. I didn’t finish the book until around 4am.

Turns out, this book is over SEVEN HUNDRED FUCKING PAGES.

What.

Why.

In a hot takes bonus episode of the SBTB podcast, I ranted that no fantasy romance should be over 400 pages and now I’m going to extend that to all romances. I’m not above a beefy book, but for those higher page counts, I expect a large amount of world building or plot progression. We could have cut a couple DP scenes. Or ones where half a dozen family members are congregating over dinner. (Also speaking of double penetration, I assumed those would require way more prepwork. Apparently not!)

Whenever I finish these books, my partner asks if I liked it. Lately, my answer goes something like this: “Hmmm, yes? I don’t know.” Quality content and entertaining content aren’t mutually exclusive. Was this a top quality romance for me? No. It’s not going on my keeper shelf or any personal “best of” lists. But it held my attention, which counts for a lot since I will DNF within the first fifty pages. With the general state of the world, anything that allows me to turn my brain off and be absorbed gets extra points.

Many of the dark romances I’ve read this year–this one included–fall into a similar category of being compelling, but was it good? I never have a clear answer to that question. It certainly held my attention. It was over the top and bizarre and fun. It motivated me to want to read more by this author and in this series. I’ve been busy since I finished, but I can’t stop thinking about returning to my kindle for book one. I was eagerly awaiting the big reveal of Ivy’s secret and the moment when the heroes finally admitted they were in love with her (those scenes were very good).

I’m sure I’ve made this comparison before, but these are potato chip books. I keep reaching my hand into the bag, way after my stomach starts to hurt. I’m curious how you all would categorize or grade these reading experiences!

Note: I want to reiterate that this is a very dark book. Take the laundry list of content warnings seriously.

[Amanda from the past here. I’ve gone on to read book one of the series, Sick Boys. Still compulsively readable, but too long. And the character archetypes are very much copy and paste. I fear this entire series is the same book written over and over. I will be temporarily pausing my marathon of Spine Ridge University.]